Captain M

[YvesSaintRic @YvesSaintRic]

There’s never a scenario that’ll require you to sell the PS5 😭😭

[reece @Reece_ZX3]

imagine not being a nerd, what the hell do people that don’t like comics, video games, movies and anime even do in their downtime

[Maka Nakano @MakaNakano]

Tengo que dejar de hablar y leer tanto sobre GTA 6

No voy a aguantar 79 días así, me voy a volver loca antes de que salga el jodido juego JAJAJJAJA

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

Please buy your own lip balm, hand cream, powerbank & charging cable, stop bothering people.

[Dyl @dmuir187]

Lowkey been having sleepless nights since the GTA 6 extended look dropped like I can't stop thinking about it

[harmony @snickerdoobly]

white boy so nice they made him twice

[helia @cIoudgf]

from what we’ve seen so far i’ll definitely be sticking to #2 for jason #myfav

[amess_ @xzwhodis]

rockstar to cyberleek after tonight’s GTA VI extended look

[Daenerys Throatgaryen @UnfrndlyHottiee]

Men that say yes ma’am to you are sluts

[Captain M @hmrhema]

Call me Mrs Duval

[‎‏َ @odessaswife]

I feel sorry for people that aren’t a fan of the hunger games franchise

[mommy sha @Shamonix_]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and 4 come out with it, you should’ve been in charge of ATM'S.

[lavínia sekiro da silva @WILDWITCH3R]

COM LICENÇA MOÇA ELE PEDIU O LANCHE DELE SEM CEBOLA

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“2027 is in 4 months” me who lost track of time since 2019

[Sue♡ @bookslattes]

Did anyone else try to write a book when they were younger or it’s just me?

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Where can I find those families that say, "Take this $2m and stay away from our son " ?😔

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

At this point I’m basically just staying alive for movies I want to see that haven’t been released yet

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

i love being out w a nigga and everybody keep telling me i’m so pretty, yeah remind this nigga he with the baddest bitch outttt

[✧ line recargas ELDARYA✧ @shotocarioca]

pra jogar the sims tem que:
- esvaziar o ssd
-achar o hack sem virus
-hackear (1 dia util)
-procurar conteudo personalizado
-instalar 500 roupas, cabelos, maquiagem, sapato
-torcer pra não dar conflito com a atualização
-procurar casa na galeria
-ficar 7 horas criando um sim

[ᴹᵘᵛᵃ ᥫ᭡ @TvkeOfff]

starting to believe the “never broke a bone” theory 🙂