Halie Murray-Davis

Software wizard. Robots are friends. Automation Geek at @RadixLabsBio. @Cambridge_Uni @OlinCollege

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@forrestbrazeal Google Maps travel time from w/in a Google Sheet.

Trivial to implement, but pure magic and saves me so much time.

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Why use Signal when you can use NetCat?

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"Let's face it, null terminating is for losers."

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@MikellTaylor I came to the conclusion today that performance review calibration should be a drinking game.

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@numberdance Number of Jira tabs I need open: 2.

Number accumulated over the course of the morning by forgetting about the ones I already have: 50

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You might be a recovering mechE if:

You export Jira issues to a CSV and use Python to generate an earned value chart.

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Anything is possible with sufficient type recursion and masochism.

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@itswillpatrick @ChuckTingle Truly the mastrabation Orgy for One of enterprise Chuck Tingle jokes

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I have moved from a company where everyone gets a @ChuckTingle joke to one where no one does. I have made Choices.

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@ChuckTingle Alternatively my PM got it and raised me a communism + orgy joke when he responded "our OKR"

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@ChuckTingle Pounded in the ass by my own OKR

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"They have made it such that they have to write more code and it is less safe. This is the level of excellence I have come to expect."

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@MikellTaylor This is unfortunately sometimes the least bad option.

I try to only indulge when I think I can actually sustainably improve things with a point-in-time intervention.

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@MikellTaylor This is what DMs and Twitter are for.

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"I will try my best to respond to questions quickly, but most likely I will be slow to respond."

What are you even saying, friend?

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Perks of working for a remote SF company: you find out there's an earthquake there when you see your co-workers video start shaking on a call.

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By this logic, any org that lets users log into Tinder on company time supports SSO.

BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

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PSA: a single shared long-in that's used by all developers and in prod is not, in fact, SSO.

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This message brought to you by me spending 30 mins today figuring out that's what this vendor thought was SSO.

It is in fact a *single* sign-on. Also a *single* point of failure.

That doesn't make it SSO.