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@omoiyaakeem @ThaBoyYom Stop using groundnut oil

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You get luck say you later change mind

[Prof. Joy N. Ezeilo (SAN, OON) @NgoziEzeilo]

I am dreaming of watching AFCON 2024 live, and I enquired about flights to Abidjan to watch our Super Eagles play in the finals. I believed that Ivory Coast being so close (an hour and 35 minutes) wouldn't cost me too much. However, my travel agent of over twenty years sent me a price quotation of N2,183,000.00 (two million, one hundred and eighty-three thousand Naira), which was a huge shock. I did the math and realized I would need to save my five months' salary as a Professor of Law on the last professional step to buy one return ticket to a West African country. This is a sad reflection of our current economic realities.

Please refrain from attempting to convert to US dollars- it's extremely depressing and demystifying of a full professor position. This will push the resolve of brilliant young ones we're training and mentoring to take over from us farther away from the classrooms to becoming political aspirants/election delegates. 
My alternative plan is to cut down on expenses. I have recharged my DSTV for N19,800, and I plan to buy twenty litres of fuel to generate power because we didn't have electricity during the Semifinals. The match is a must-watch for me as it will be a breath of fresh air and a chance for me to forget about Nigeria's many woes. 

I want to make a public notice for those asking for help that I have been posting that we haven't been paid. Kindly note that my salary, which I received yesterday, has been mortgaged in arrears. Please be patient, and let's hope we get the 8-month arrears from the ASUU strike or that NLC and FGN reach a new deal that will increase my wage. The struggle continues! 

Good luck to our Super Eagles! You're in my thoughts and prayers!

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@_AsiwajuLerry Carry that 1:1 on your face and gedifok

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@GrooverEben Mbano, ihitte uboma, Obowo. They have strong foot in Gabon

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@frycabsit @Naija_PR But Ben's car dey on!

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@Northernman00 She get luck say no be BBL

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Bro low-key looks like The Rock

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@InternetH0F Poor hungry snake

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@JoshLekach What's the lonely woman's name, make i find my lappy

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@Sports_Doctor2 U no go build factory make light no dey.

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@luvEtim Person wey go HK.

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@achugwotwins @luvEtim Lol, person wey go HK

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@AdayiFred @iamnedu02 @_kennyblaze1391 But how u go get mind go play England division 2&3 no GG first half 😂😂

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@345marcel Take your steroids, it's your moment for now.

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@FruityofAbuja @Raphmatics APC won't win in Imo State, Emeka Ihedioha will be reinstated to go his 4years. And elections will be cancelled. That's my take. all this is just for the media

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Poor man pikin go think say na Gelusil

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@_AsiwajuLerry Love is a beautiful thing when she won't be in the arms of a winger this Xmas.

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@Naija_PR I'm sweet with reverse psychology. You'll think everything is your fault till you leave my life.

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@instablog9ja Ofe mmanu

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@Mbahdeyforyou 😂😂 u dey quick shout