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[clementine @hnclementine]

@fourft10 @jennettemccurdy @vogue no disrespect but like that was a big part of her first book. she has experience being groomed. i am fairly certain she's not gonna right a novel about how grooming is okay

[clementine @hnclementine]

@tapeworm915417 @Darkweb3yagami @moontwixes dw it's not true and not even close to true, that's just not how cancer works

[clementine @hnclementine]

@westernunion2k genuinely tho you do not need to be drinking as much water as health influencers make it look like. if you're not thirsty (and you're not so severely dehydrated that you can no longer feel thirsty) then you're fine. your body does not know what to do with the extra water

[clementine @hnclementine]

@sighswoon YES, this has been pissing me off so bad. it doesn't seem like ppl are making fun of this type of music, or this band in particular, bc of any bad musical traits it actually has but bc of its aggressive sincerity. everyone's too busy trying to be funny and nonchalant and cool

[clementine @hnclementine]

@dishbug how freeing it would feel to be this way....it would be so easy to date and make friends....i would never have to struggle through dating another film major in my life

[clementine @hnclementine]

@Snek_Snack it had tremendous cultural impact on me playing pretend in my living room

[clementine @hnclementine]

@peculiarreverie I think the best explanation I've heard for it was in the jesse tribble retrospective- Hugh laurie is a great performer and good at alternating sincerity. the more u watch the more u can tell when hes being mean to be mean, and when he's being genuine

[clementine @hnclementine]

@rckumaa 12-18 so they could join the nsfw channels but then still be able to say they were actually a minor if someone got mad at them for something

[clementine @hnclementine]

@madelyndwsn normal people with a chaser of i'm thinking of ending things bc you can finish both in a week and the latter will destroy any inklings of hopeful optimism the former may have instilled

[clementine @hnclementine]

@ZamboniToni I watched the Dear Mr. Watterson doc like forty times, also the documentary Stripped (the closest thing to a public appearance watterson has ever given) and I wrote my fifth grade final essay on why cartoonists should be treated better by the syndicators lol

[clementine @hnclementine]

@loquacia_ unpopular opinion but i dont think mabel is autistic coded i think she's just 12. adhd sure but she has no sensory issues - she literally loves being overstimulated- and she famously never struggles with social cues. dipper is the autistic one

[clementine @hnclementine]

@BeAfraid_horror when I used to work at one I found 15 dollars in the trash while cleaning the big IMAX theater, literally just put it in my pocket, I’m sorry if that was your $15 but u can rest easy knowing it went towards buying a 15 y/o beat up corduroy pants from the thrift store

[clementine @hnclementine]

@1R_1S dove cameron has this for sabrina carpenter i think

[clementine @hnclementine]

@JeanGreige I kept a diary where I profiled everyone in my class in fifth grade, I'd spend a whole recess sitting and watching one person and write down what clothes people liked, what jokes people laughed at, and then I'd make a list of the top items to incorporate into my behavior

[clementine @hnclementine]

@plnnto sometimes i think ppl get hung up about how the person 'should've known better' bc they are in fact 15 and just can't conceive of a higher maturity level
i think if they could see the stuff i posted and shared when i was 15 they'd have me publicly executed lmao

[clementine @hnclementine]

@whotfisjovana PSA but cranberry juice cocktail mixes like ocean spray usually wont cure UTI's as well as straight cranberry juice, which unfortch tastes disgusting

[clementine @hnclementine]

@finess3nce mentioned the irish guy i was seeing right after ranting about the british and italian guys i'd previously dated and the group started calling me euro-trip

[clementine @hnclementine]

@VeryBadLlama I like that a home design supposedly entirely dedicated to self sufficiency also includes almost the entire size of the animal enclosure just dedicated to 'lawn'. we're self sufficient but we also like to maintain our upper middle class posturing to our neighbors

[clementine @hnclementine]

@cmkosemen elon, only bc i don't think he's really capable of doing all that much on his own. he sided with the cartoon villains bc they were winning but i think he could just as easily be swayed the other way. he's like an infant

[clementine @hnclementine]

@SZSPIRIA I just read The Idiot and the sequel Either/Or by Elif Batuman and fell in love w Selin as a protagonist bc she felt just like me I looked up the reviews and the very first one referred to her as overanxious, overthinking, and tedious