Haley⚓Johnston

I’m not superstitious.......but I am a little stitous. CEO and Founder of the DPC

[Haley⚓Johnston @hnjohnston]

Something y’all didn’t ask for but here.

A thread of my kid:

[Action News 5 @WMCActionNews5]

This is literally what just happened in Memphis

[Haley⚓Johnston @hnjohnston]

@__realslimkaty you’re telling me porter potty wasn’t in the running. katy. THE OPPORTUNITY.

[Meh @Spilling_The_T]

Inkeeper: There is no room at the inn!

Jesus in Mary’s womb:

[Haley⚓Johnston @hnjohnston]

and to think. we only got a chicken biscuit for “remaining dedicated” :)

[Baby MedicRN @BMedicrn]

My hospital just offered us a $20,000 retention bonus to be paid out immediately if we stay another year 😳

[Haley⚓Johnston @hnjohnston]

i haven’t EVER seen ass thrown to Tina Turner. thank you Memphis.

[Josh Hill @jdavhill]

Cordarrelle Patterson dropping an f-bomb on Nickelodeon.

[Haley⚓Johnston @hnjohnston]

just had a flashback of mom and a panic attack while driving. then WAP comes on.

God was like, ....y’all watch this.

[Haley⚓Johnston @hnjohnston]

this is the last straw. sydney hates the movie Elf.

[Haley⚓Johnston @hnjohnston]

@AshtonHAnderson oh i’m already looking. she told me i could only sleep from 11pm to 4am daily to cure my depression. 🙂

[Haley⚓Johnston @hnjohnston]

today my therapy said, “statistically grieving ends after 6 months..you should be okay now.”

[Haley⚓Johnston @hnjohnston]

i’m literally on a viral tiktok (someone else’s vid) bc of among us.

[The Breakfasteur @TheBreakfasteur]

We whipple-d. (This is an excerpt. Full version here: https://t.co/DTJxMmIkTc) #surgtwitter #MedTwitter

[Haley⚓Johnston @hnjohnston]

We out here, y’all.

[Haley⚓Johnston @hnjohnston]

i love that i made a specific playlist of soft/chill songs so that sydney could sleep on our way to the beach. you’re welcome SK.

[AuxGod @TheOXGodOR]

september - earth, wind, & fire (1978)

[EVERYONE IN THE FILES MUST GO 🇵🇸 @MicahTheModest]

Y’all. There is no amount of preparation