Gordon Hayes

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@timminchin Eventim - because it's you, and you're on this evening.

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@KanivaOH @djmak10 @jamesgrime Well..

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@SamHartburn Did everyone get a lift from the 10.06?

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I am the Omelette King!

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@RealityMinus3 Thank, but don't send a card, Gräuben's handling my post these days, and she awfully jealous.

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@TeaKayB What about the 's' on the end of "Maths"?

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@nickmatthew Thanks for having us at Hallamshire on Saturday. Very enjoyable day: fun friendly, and team game was great to watch. Hopefully there'll be a few more of us (LLTSC) in June, although sadly I shan't make that myself.

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I can't see a dead pigeon from where I'm sitting, @jamielowesdev but I think there may have been one on my lawn... and a live one shortly before that.

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1hr 3m 15s into the coverage of the first session of last year's World Snooker final, just as Luca Brecel clinched the 3rd frame, someone in the commentary box muttered, "uh, fruit machine".
I just thought you'd like to know that.

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@TheLastLeg #isitok for @adamhillscomedy to repeatedly refer to a frying pan as a "fry pan" especially when he says "actual" and for no-one else in the studio to haul him up on it.

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@jamielowesdev I'm not sure what this has to do with placing braces on the same line, but I can see why you've gone off it.

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@BevVincent @StephenKing Scared the **** out of me when I was little (and watching it before I should, before I was old enough). Saw it again many years later and thought nothing of it. I don't mean the story wasn't still menacing, but the film had nothing by modern standards, just dated effects.

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@jamielowesdev Those were the days.