literally what the fuck

naturally gifted, pathetically somber.

[literally what the fuck @hny_dp]

I kinda love how I keep seeing Margot Robbie foam at the mouth over Jacob Elordi while filming that movie and not a single person gives a fuck… like girl read the room the gays are TALKING

[𝕵 @chiippedfangs]

i laid down with the DEVIL and he has ROOTS in ME all his SPINDLY roots in ME

[literally what the fuck @hny_dp]

This love island fandom is truly the worst in history

[𖤝 ꨄ KISS THEE MIRAGE ꨄ 𖤝 @itsmaliamirage]

What smoking Sativa feels like

[Cam Damage (Trans Reznor) @HannibalDamage]

“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in human evolution. We became too self aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself. We are creatures that should not exist by natural law. We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, a secretion of sensory experience and feeling, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody’s nobody. I think the honorable thing for our species to do is deny our programming, stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction, one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.

[ً @cryst6ls]

idgaf if you’re bisexual clean your room

[literally what the fuck @hny_dp]

I’m trying to find out why they were balancing 26 umbrellas over her rather than hmm idk being prepared for rain with a proper cover???

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Doechii is being accused of “mistreating” her assistants during the Met Gala.

[literally what the fuck @hny_dp]

I’ll never understand why getting fat is like the WORST thing you can do

[literally what the fuck @hny_dp]

The point isn’t that people care if you’re right. The point is achieving a goal. It’s about the relationship you have with yourself. If you can’t do that, you won’t succeed.

[literally what the fuck @hny_dp]

Why don’t people understand that in order to succeed you HAVE TO BELIVE YOURE THE BEST AT SOMETHING ITS NOT ABOUT IF YOU AGREE.

[Ina Saboteur @SleeplssEremite]

for your consideRAT

[Dear Silas @dearsilas]

I shot a music video for my DOG. Here's how it went...

[literally what the fuck @hny_dp]

@devforshort Samuel Jackson

[literally what the fuck @hny_dp]

Everyone coming to b*bcat
b*nnies bc they still say they’re open online

[elliot @elliotconk]

Accidentally brought bf to permanently closed restaurant for lunch

[KYNZI @itsKynzi]

whenever I bring up crashbox, no one knows what I’m talking about 🥲

[literally what the fuck @hny_dp]

@itsKynzi this is your most relatable tweet I think

[rhaenicent summer @lesbiansyrax]

My aunt and her roommate of 20 years

[literally what the fuck @hny_dp]

Listening to that much Fiona Apple at age 9 was definitely a harrowing sign