shortychel

baptized by fire

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I sort of forgot about this app

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I never thought I’d be eating a coney dog in an Epsom salt bath at 1am but here I am

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People really coming for me for WORKING the Brand New show…

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In my highlighted hair era, watch out dweebs

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

💔

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Saline, MI is a wild place

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If anyone plays Pokémon GO, plz add me 🥹

My Trainer Code is 447376808191!

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Why did this lady just ask the ER nurse for some Ham Shop Cafe?

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

Play this version at my funeral

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Spring has sprung

[maha @mahaaaay]

men love saying let’s fucking go. yes. let’s fucking go to therapy big dog

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How am I going to top my GoGo Yubari costume from last Halloween?

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@roll4Initiativ

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I think I’m going to swing on somebody soon

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First day at my new job. I feel like a lil baby!!

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Not me telling my Lyft driver that’s she just a gorl and can miss the exit any time

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Stopped for a sip on the way home from up north and a flock of people got Espresso martinis and naturally now I have to get one too

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Weird things are happening

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My favorite part about being salary is shutting my computer for the weekend knowing the work will never be done, like ever…