Detective Me

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@scotchbx yours?

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I have a lisp rn because of all the extra air...

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Movie recs for when youre down 2.5 teeth?

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Questionable mark

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@mydadiscar 😭

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Recently zubin asked me what the best thing in the world is, I said probably love and friendship, he said for him it’s junk food

[Akiyoshi Kitaoka @AkiyoshiKitaoka]

錯視カレンダー2025 できました。
https://t.co/ekOWnLaqMf

[Detective Me @ho1id4y]

One friday three screens

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Audrey 40k from juul should be dropping just about any day now

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You should be able to settle a fare evasion ticket over an arm wrestling match

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Icing my hands today…..

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@d_4nish @lmaocusijust Whoa I like this one for this very reason lol

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Oh hell no 🛑

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The “I don’t trust her, she looks 13” I got hit with today almost knocked me off my feet