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ᅠᅠᅠ( walks center stage tangled in fairy lights , slippers the wrong way 'round , and chocolate smeared all over himself )
ᅠᅠᅠHappy holidays! 😁
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ᅠᅠᅠ It's odd. As Ezra's eyes scan the annoying p̶e̶s̶t̶ d̶e̶m̶o̶n̶ stranger's body , there doesn't seem to be any semblance of 𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵 there.
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⠀⠀⠀“ i really don't fancy talking while working. ” he shot the target on the other leg. might as well treat it as a competition then.
⠀⠀⠀“ leave. ” he ordered.
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ᅠᅠᅠHe then points this same rifle at Lee as he continues , eyes still glowing that same gold , now accentuated by the bloodlust at the prospect of a challenge.
ᅠᅠᅠ“ Unless you're one of 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 ׅ𖤠 ”
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ᅠᅠᅠ“ Aw , look at you , feigning innocence ,” the hunter coos mockingly with an expression void of humor. “ But you 𝘥𝘰 look new , I must admit.”
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ᅠᅠᅠAn empty hand goes up and reaches upward behind his shoulder , coming back down within seconds ; holding a rifle. He shoots the ground in between the target's legs as it cries.
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ᅠᅠᅠ“ Um . . . a calendar goes to the hospital for a check-up.The doctor comes out with his results and says : "𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐'𝘮 𝘢𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘶𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥." ”
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ᅠᅠᅠHe'd say liars , but then it probably wouldn't really sound like a punchline then.( a sheepish chuckle ) He's afraid his comedic skills can only extend to 𝘢𝘸𝘧𝘶𝘭 dad jokes thus far.
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ᅠᅠᅠ“ The High Church couldn't keep us under their rules so 𝙣𝙤𝙬 they're sending people to steal our jobs.” He scoffs. “ I've always wondered what it's like to kiss God's 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐲 ass.”
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ᅠᅠᅠEzra takes higher ground ,running across rooftops to track the two from below. It's not long before he jumps down in front of them ; bleeding ,guns pointed ,eyes glowing gold against the night sky.
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