please for the love ofgod it is 3am and im hearing schpood describe him digging out his earwax in disgusting detail brother WHAT is the comfort in this story
second ITS BECAUSE I WAS HOLDING THE EVIDENCE FOR FUCKS SAKEEEE please guys i am a solid soft drinks drinker for years everyone knows i am obsessed with soft drinks I DIDNT EXPSCT IT TO HIT MY STOMACH THAT HARD ON A DAY WHERE I ACTUALLY ATE I WASNT ON AN EMPTY STOMACH !!!!
anyway the heart burn thing that happened to me yesterday morning was so fucking embarassing bro one minute i was chatting with people standing around while holding a can of sprite and the next i waz paralyzed in my seat clutching my chest and i couldnt move because it HURT
ITS SOOO FUCKING EMBARASSING MAN one someone cool that i had a friend crush on was seating next to us for the first time and i was chatting with so when i had to sit down and couldnt move or talk it was so embarassing πππ