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local oaf 🥨 he/him

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I love these uniforms so much. Phillies 100% have that shit on.

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POV: Hannibal Lecter is feeding you a piece of your own brain

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@thatbilloakley

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It would have a 17% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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There really should have been a terrible Mad TV movie that had a theatrical release in like 2004.

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It would somehow incorporate all the significant Mad TV characters: Ms. Swan, Stewart, Lorraine, Dollar Bill Montgomery. Probably a series of interconnected vignettes.

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This no mustard, too much onion hot dog is unsettling for some reason

[Footy Scran @FootyScran]

Hot dog with onions at Atlanta United (@ATLUTD)

💵 $2 (£1.50)

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@BCWallin @BonerWizard

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Smother me with a pillow if this is what I have to look forward to.

[A Man Of Memes @RickyDoggin]

Not a bad idea!

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@tom_on_here

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@crawf34 Here’s John Paul II wearing K-Swiss

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@willmenaker

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I love how The Pitt inserts little Pittsburgh history factoids into characters.

“This bum is hemorrhaging blood and feces and it’s getting all over the place and it smellllls!”

Charge Nurse Dana Evans: “Yinz better show some respect! That bum designed the Mr. Yuck sticker!”

[Historyland @HistorylandHQ]

This man couldn't find a job (because "he worried so much"), so doctors decided to lobotomize him instead. (1940s)

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Dave Thomas came to my hometown to cut the ribbon on our SECOND Wendy’s and in my 8yo brain he was some supernatural entity that had assumed an earthly form.

[INVESTMENT HULK @INVESTMENTSHULK]

NO CEO WILL EVER OUT BURGERMOG THIS GUY.

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@Srirachachau Celery with cream cheese and chopped green olives is where the money’s at.

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@hodgman Sadly, it looks like it already found a new home.

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@hodgman Huge find on Marketplace

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@meechone @dhm An extraordinary honor for a beloved figure