Eric

treat your body like a rainforest cafe

[Eric @hoangbody]

*sees a group touring @jmu*

brain:

Don't say it
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me:

J M U

[myq 🇵🇸 @welloksure]

Mark Carney you need to INCREASE immigrants to find some fucking strikers

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Tragic, what a way to finish. All my sympathies with this phenomenal Croatian team. I also had my career attacked by a computer! 🇭🇷

[Momentos sublimes del fútbol mexicano @MomentosFutbolM]

Gilberto Mora salió con uno de su tamaño, no mamen jajaja

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜

The agreement is set to be completed.

#CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

[Alex @ContrarianAlex]

Oh my god

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

Had to be Carnival cruise ships. Violence is what they’re used to.

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

The Vatican is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

ICE agents when your liquid container is over 3.4 oz

[MAGIKARP🦈💦 @UniteVids]

☃️✨IT IS SNOWING AT POKÉPARK KANTO✨☃️

[Nick Underhill @nick_underhill]

The Chargers said Drew Brees was a bust. Canton agreed.

[New Orleans Saints @Saints]

First-Ballot Hall of Famer, Drew Brees. 🐐

[Ty Anderson @_TyAnderson]

My fatass opened this thinking there was a new Mike Evans meal at BK.

[JMU Football @JMUFootball]

Earned.

#GoDukes | #CFBPlayoff

[JMU Football @JMUFootball]

For the first time since 2021 and 11th time in program history, your Dukes are conference 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦!

#GoDukes

[JMU Football @JMUFootball]

SUN BELT CHAMPIONS.

#GoDukes

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

JMU makes their CFP Top 25 debut! 🙌

@JMUFootball x @JMU

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Jets QB Justin Fields: “I’m going to get pretty vulnerable right here. This week, I found myself in my closet, crying on the ground, laying down. Not because of the hardships, not because of the troubles…"

Listen to this in full...

(via @snyjets)

[Nick Underhill @nick_underhill]

After Alvin Kamara did media, I walked over to ask him why ...

Why does he want to stay with a 1-5 team instead of chasing a ring?

Why does he want to be part of New Orleans?

Why does he seem happier now?
https://t.co/YIPO1wur7L

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jaguars DE Josh Hines-Allen’s eight-year-old son Wesley — who was diagnosed with leukemia the final week of the 2024 season — will be an honorary captain for today’s game vs. the Seahawks. Wesley completed his cancer treatment in August and is now in full remission. Josh Hines-Allen has dedicated this season to pediatric cancer awareness in honor of Wesley.

[swagner @BayouBikeyBoi]

Looks like the San Antonio division arrived