jacky_o_blivion

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RIP but hunting wooly mammoths to extinction must have felt so good

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I love when people say “funnily enough”

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What the heck is going on with popcorn ? Like what kind of shape is that?? Haha

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I categorically cannot comprehend time zones

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Germs to me are nutrients

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A light that is SO bright

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I love animals but I HATE baboons

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A scary poem

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The phone used to be the place you would go to figure out what was going on. Now it’s the place you go to get very confused!

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I don’t have any evidence of this but something tells me Australians would call a raccoon a “Racca”

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Thinking about Richard E Grant’s Dr. Jack shooting heroin in an insane asylum in Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)

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What about a movie where the three stooges time travel to 1980s New York id watch that

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Why is it that the most powerful and enduring literary depiction of telling someone you love that they have to leave for their own good is in Harry and the Hendersons

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I lowkey have a heart of gold

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Ok but hippys kinda popped off with the tree nets though

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Beware the validation industrial complex

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Who invented tape?? They killed it

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Abolish making it confusing that like the “19th century” is the 1800s this has been making a lot of people feel stupid for a long time (me) enough is enough

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Who goes there

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My favorite kind of internet video are the ones where they’re like “look who got into the cookie jar again!” and it’s a Komodo dragon