Sassy Soap

St. Louis soapmaker. I'm also a bit of a trekkie. #INTJ

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You ever have a tooth that hurts so bad that you look at your tool chest and you think about it? #toothache

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Sometimes it's really hard to hide my disdain for people.

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Is it just the companies I work for or does every American company staff their IT dept. with nothing but assholes?

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For the record I had biscuits and gravy while I watched the #Coronation    It was the most American thing I could think of and my tiny act of rebellion.

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I'm very grateful to have been born in the US but NOBODY does pomp and circumstance like the Brits.
#Coronation

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Random thoughts. A man should never use the word "sexy" when talking about his daughter.

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Don't worry, it's soap.
#StLMade #soapmaker #StLouisSoapmaker #OverlandFarmersMarket

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Mantis = Lou Diamond Phillips! #TheMaskedSinger

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Mantis is SOOOOO Lou Diamond Philips #TheMaskedSinger

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@feminaveritas @tclifford03 I looked it up. LDP was nominated for a shortform comedy Emmy in 2016 for The Crossroads of History. It's him.

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Lou Diamond Phillips
#TheMaskedSinger

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#DragonsBlood

#StLouis #StLMade #OverlandFarmersMarket #StLouisSoapmaker

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Feelin Groovy. Will be available at #OverlandFarmersMarket starting in May. Scented with patchouli of course.

#StLouis #StLMade #StLouisSoapmaker

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I stared at that email for like 10 minutes thinking, what the hell am I looking at?

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I sent an email to a very young coworker asking her to fix something. She shoots back an email apologizing profusely and peppered it with heart emojis.

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I can't answer a question if no actual question has been asked.

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Getting ready for Halloween. #StLouis #StLMade #OverlandFarmersMarket #Halloweensoap #StLouisSoapmaker

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I will never dicker with a tattoo artist.

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Done!
#MoSenaterace #Electionday #StLouis

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It's hard to believe this sweet little boy is graduating from high school. #RitenourHighSchool #StLouis