Elwood P. Pumpernickel

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

@beach_trades $TPL feels miffed.

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

@beach_trades The rain in Bahrain is mainly on the plain.

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

@beach_trades Buy it for my sister, Annie.

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

@peonyKingOF Probably talking about his relationship with Katy Perry. Poor Justin cuckolded again!

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

@peonyKingOF Take the spanking new Pumpernickel course: How to win friends and influence people.

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

@peonyKingOF How dare you? I’d like to see proof of your citizenship.

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

@peonyKingOF I represent Veblen good. We hereby challenge giffen good to a steel cage match.

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

@7thDayTrading Merging with Game of Thrones

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

$IBM The Cramer curse strikes again! Estate owns a few shares.

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

@southFla79 @zerohedge His blind trust has a seeing eye dog. If you get the grift.

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

@JoshYoung The estate would make the most money from TPL because it has mucho shares but unlikely to be the best performer.

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

Ok, they fixed the problem.

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

Why are Yahoo Finance’s stock prices all messed up today?

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

$TPL $408.92 Up $11.10 +2.79% was higher. $LB $78.53 Up $1.84 +2.4% was higher. After 2:45 p.m. their chart patterns were almost identical. Comparison: LB P/E ratio 50% higher than TPL. LB 8ish% off 12 month high. TPL 25ish% off 12 month high. Volume lightish.

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

@peonyKingOF It’s got the whole world in its hands.

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

Will OpenAI have to turn over their keys to $AAPL? Stay tuned! Bring lots of popcorn.

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

@SpencerHakimian Hope Trump sues and bankrupts you. Maybe you can get a job at a DOLLAR Store.

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

@JoshYoung Not a good picture of me.

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

@JoshYoung Bloomberg hates oil. Don’t trust them. Not to mention they’re riddled with conflicts.

[Elwood P. Pumpernickel @hobielandrith]

Bad news for Democrats and the anti-Semitic Marjorie Taylor Greene & Thomas Massie: Senator Mitch McConnell isn’t dead. I’m sure he sends best wishes to all of you.