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Dichotomized desire symmetrically stretching into the past and future, grasping at ghosts while obliviously drowning in the unfulfilled potential of the NOW!!!

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SWAT team has Cooper St blocked just east of Camino Seco.

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@ElroyFudge Even old New York was once New Amsterdam. Why they changed it, I can't say, people just liked it better that way.

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@lindsayruby @LoveNLunchmeat And you should be a crime for the tyrannical suggestion that your personal aversion alone is sufficient to warrant the criminalization of whatever it is to which you have said aversion, ultimately reducing the joys and pleasures of numerous people!

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@LoveNLunchmeat I absolutely love black licorice!

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@hopeygilmore @SippiTen I do not subscribe to the existence of hate crimes.

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@hopeygilmore @jwhitebread97 Forty year old perverts may very well be worse than a bunch of seven year olds, but they do tend to get you into significantly less trouble.

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@hopeygilmore Has not the past fifty elections, at least, been rigged?

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@hopeygilmore Oh, now you're simply teasing!

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@x_Graveheart_x @hopeygilmore Manson was utilized as a scapegoat, he was framed.

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@TheDickKnightV2 Yeah, especially if that beach is about to engage in the lewd act to which her expression alludes.

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@hopeygilmore Well, they definitely must get together then!

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@hopeygilmore Depends on what genre you choose to utilize as a means of enticement.

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@hopeygilmore Hey, I think we may be related. By the way, what's your Twitter handle?

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@hopeygilmore Question is: will you be changing your ring tone for said event???

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@hopeygilmore Are you attempting to seduce me? Strange tactic but may just prove to be effective.

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@x_Graveheart_x You return to the restaurant of origin, and stomp into the active kitchen area, and begin a boisterous tirade expressing the vital necessity for every worker to ensure that they shave properly, and where applicable, they begin utilizing bidets!

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@MountainDew @claydood Wow, auto-correct speller changed a few of my words, and has completely altered the meaning of each corresponding sentence! Hopefully, you can spot these changes, and realize what I was attempting to say.

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@MountainDew @claydood I can't help but to hope that some scandal breaks out from within their corporate structure which ultimately leads to their downfall and abolishment!!! SCREW P-P-CO!!!
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