President Joe Manchin

-100% Satire
-The Hocus Potus
-Joe Biden told you to vote for the "other Biden". He was referring to me.

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

@Ilhan @POTUS But how are we going to pay for it? #moremoneyformycoalcompaniesplease

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

This account has aged perfectly #JoeBiden #BuildBackBetter #Infrastructurebill #knowyourplace #forcethevote
#apparentlyjoebidenistheactualpresident #wink #HocusPotusJoe

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

@Jim_Jordan My good friend Mr Jordan knows that my good friend Mr Biden is every bit the sexual predator, healthcare denier, warmonger and anti immigration that my good friend Mr Trump was/is. Long live Joe Biden #theotherbiden #unclejoe #bidenisntlosinghismind

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

@TheYoungMoor @ThomasRoyko #ithinkyoullfindthaticontroltheentirefreeworldatthemoment

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

@RepRoKhanna I hope my good friend Ro Khanna isn't advocating for some sort of force the vote scenario. That won't work with me here. The filibuster stays put.

#mythoughtsandprayersarewithhisfightingspirit
#Ilovethefilibuster #Nopeandchange #EndTheFilibuster #ForceTheVote

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

I know what you're all thinking. Yes there ARE mothers who's lives would be dramatically improved by a $15 dollar minimum wage. But my good friend Kyrsten Sinema forgot about that when she wrote this tweet. Stop attacking her.

#itsnotherfault #FightFor15 #MinimumWage

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

@SenatorSinema I know what you're all thinking. Yes there ARE mothers who's lives would be dramatically improved by a $15 dollar minimum wage. But my good friend Kyrsten Sinema forgot about that when she wrote this tweet. Stop attacking her.

#itsnotherfault #FightFor15 #MinimumWage

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

@krystalball My good friend Krystal Ball knows full well that my good friend @PressSec "circling back" skills are second to none. There hasn't been a better circler backer in US history. I hope my good friend @JoeBiden has that medal of freedom at the ready.

#CircleBack #noanswersnow

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

@PramilaJayapal I know what you're all thinking. My good friend Pramila Jayapal forgot to add
"It's Medicare for all or the filibuster"
Well it doesn't matter because I won't let the filibuster end.

#numberonebillblocker #presidentjoemanchin #ForceTheVote #FILIBUSTER #EndTheFilibuster

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

@SecretaryPete I would like to reassure everyone that my good friend Pete Buttigieg is NOT, I repeat NOT there to harm and/or damage any bridges. His South Bend days are completely behind him, water under the bridge.

#terrorofsouthbend #probablysafenowthough #Probably

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

@Ilhan I know what you're all thinking. My good friend Ilhan Omar forgot to add
"It's Medicare for all or the filibuster"
Well it doesn't matter because I won't let the filibuster end.

#numberonebillblocker #presidentjoemanchin #ForceTheVote #FILIBUSTER #EndTheFilibuster

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

@Jim_Jordan Few, good thing my good friend Jim Jordan didn't say something crazy like "cutting the pentagon budget". We don't want to be giving anybody any crazy idea's.

#closecall #moneyforbombs #nomoneyforstuffweneed

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

Mr Uygur, I KNOW my good friend Mitch McConnell won't be blocking my good friend Joe Biden's agenda. Because I'll be the one blocking it.

#whoneedsamcconnellwhenyouhaveamanchin #presidentmanchin #iamthesenate

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

When @Sen_JoeManchin says he thinks McConnell doesn't mean it when he says he'll try to block 100% of @JoeBiden's agenda & @GOP will help pass parts of Democratic agenda, he is saying he's the dumbest man in America-if you take him at face value. So, which one is it?
@ChrisCuomo

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

@cenkuygur @Sen_JoeManchin @JoeBiden @GOP @ChrisCuomo Mr Uygur, I KNOW my good friend Mitch McConnell won't be blocking my good friend Joe Biden's agenda. Because I'll be the one blocking it.

#whoneedsamcconnellwhenyouhaveamanchin #presidentmanchin #iamthesenate

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

@thehill I must say, this is another outstanding performance from my good friend @TimJDillon
Well played sir.

#timjdillonisachameleon

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

@jebus911 Tread carefully Mr Jebus. Not following back the CEO of twitter can lead to censorship and removal of your account. My thoughts and prayers will be with you while you make this decision.

#dontdispleasethejack #Censorship #TwitterCensors

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

@RepJayapal @People4Bernie My good friend Pramila Jayapal knows full well that this tweet is useless. To coin a phrase from the great @HillaryClinton "ELIMINATING THE FILIBUSTER WILL NEVER COME TO PASS!"
And don't try to force any votes. That won't work either.
#nothinggetspastjoe #ForceTheVote #later

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

@reynoldsgareth Mr Reynolds, I think you are fully aware that nothing gets fixed in this country until it has a negative impact on our ̷b̷o̷s̷s̷e̷s̷ Donors or the upper class. I'm a busy man and don't have time to point this out to you.

#busymanchin #excusemeihaveaprogressivepolicytoturndown

[President Joe Manchin @HocusPotusJoe]

@CNN Why is my good friend Mitch McConnell getting so worked up? My good friend Joe Biden doesn't stop talking about bipartisan this and bipartisan that. AND he lets me stop all the progressive policies that none of us want to see pass.
#Nothinghasfundametallychanged #chilloutmitch