✨ witchful thinking ✨

weirdo queerdo 🏳️‍🌈 socialist trash🚮 cosmic queen🛸 *SUPPORT LOCAL DRAG PERFORMERS* 🇨🇦

[✨ witchful thinking ✨ @hocusuhpocus]

Why do men constantly disappoint? Even when you know it’s gonna happen or you know that it’s coming it’s still like … oh yes, right. You are all weird porn addicted freaks. How could I forget?

[✨ witchful thinking ✨ @hocusuhpocus]

Is Duck Duck Go primarily used to watch porn? Or do people use it as a normal browser?

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

"?????" is such a top-tier response to a stupid text

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

you’re dumb if you didn’t know this already God literally said it right after making Earth

[ↀ ✧ @sanvisualizer]

melanie and sincere love island arguing korean dubbed with subtitles

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[✨ witchful thinking ✨ @hocusuhpocus]

@EdmontonOilers Booooooooooooooooooooooo

[✨ witchful thinking ✨ @hocusuhpocus]

@Outlook why did you remove the ability to drag and drop calendar events into emails? Now the only way to create an .ics file is to ask copilot to create one for me & it always takes forever. It’s ridiculous! Is this just Microsoft’s way of forcing its customers to use AI?

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney

[M @melosling]

Notice how it’s not pickleball court

[ivy | timeline DEI hire @flowersfromivy]

JUNE 1ST

[✨ witchful thinking ✨ @hocusuhpocus]

I hate being a woman sometimes.

[✨ witchful thinking ✨ @hocusuhpocus]

Boy moms need to hella chill.

[homoyuri @crosshairlvr]

finding out the artemis ii astronauts talked with poets and studied poetry so they knew how to properly convey what they were seeing in words and saying that the arts played a huge role in their time in space. oh my god

[Canada @Canada]

Canada can be breathtaking. But even the Canadian Rockies have their limits. ⛰️

With AI, photos and videos can look real, even when they are not. #ThinkBeforeYouShare

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

This album is a real piece of shit

https://t.co/xbOFdTF24n