mom bod

live laugh love bitches

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I just wanna be slim thicc like mrs incredible

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In protest to Elon Musks reign of terror Im deleting my twitter, thought about it and me being able to put dumb thoughts out there isn’t worth supporting this heinous media tyrant. So goodbye I guess

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Gotta thank capitalists for gatekeeping all healthy foods by making them so expensive that students can only afford shitty foods

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Me after eating food I know is terrible for me: holy fuck I feel like shit I’m never eating like that again

Me 2 days later: should we order pizza hut

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The only toxic relationship in my life is with food honestly, and I blame school and todays economy

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

these people had $8 and a vision

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is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if this website goes up in flames i just wanna say you were all very funny on the day the queen died and i will never forget that

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

kyle rittenhouse (murderer) bought a blue check

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@nennars ahahshdkwndkwdnjeskke omg I’m dead

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@nennars is this my personal legend

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@nennars I am terrible at crocheting !!! Could we compromise and I’ll embroider?

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@nennars I will be wearing fabulous makeup, grandma sweater with skirt and knee socks, knitting furiously

[lex @alexisniiic]

thank u texas i hope voting against ur mothers, sisters, aunts and daughters was worth it

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@Target dollar section idea: add some cheap cat and dog toys for us fur parents plz💕💕

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@averycarlisle05 We love anxiety!!!

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

he would be in gryffindor in real life

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@goodwilldumping Stalker

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My toxic trait is starting to clean and sitting halfway through and bingeing a whole anime show and then going to bed.