I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise

Scam Disrespector. #Bitcoin is my peaceful weapon of choice. Microfarmer. Ignore the noise. Find your signal.

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@bitcoin_bugle @bitfinex @MARA Satoshi used a coldcard 😬

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@BizNasty2point0 @MapleLeafs Don’t quote tweet your ex, bruh.

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@albertahodl @COLDCARDwallet You’re more of a man than I am.

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@YukonStrong Condolences, Yukon. Such a heavy loss.

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@AriZonanHODL It’s a good start.

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@saylor This is haram

[AMERICAN HODL 🇺🇸 @americanhodl8]

Me: so basically that’s what happened

Mrs. AH: you guys have a social problem where anybody who shows up and says I like whiskey, steak and guns and I hate the government immediately becomes part of the in group and then you all just like turn off your brain

Me: that’s true

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@SStacksats @Bkclaims It means instead of filing a class action and getting paid when a settlement is reached, these fucking leaches want the affected victims to pay them up front. This loser might as well be a Nigerian prince asking for my grandma’s credit card number 🖕

[Rod Palmer 🟥 @rodpalmerhodl]

It’s not called Entropy unless it comes from the PrecisionDice region of France, otherwise it’s just sparkling RNG.

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@primaljayxbt @BitcoinIsaiah This is where I’m at. If self custody isn’t easy and safe, mass adoption is never happening. People are saying “normies can have the ETF”. Why? Where does the value come from if self custody isn’t safe or is too complicated for most people to care? It’s garbage at that point.

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@SStacksats @nvk Yup

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Paid $80,000 in tuition yesterday.

Thanks @nvk 👍🏻

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@SStacksats @nvk Yup, had two transactions in the queue to clear the account. Went back to check later on and they had been deleted. 4 new transactions there already confirmed. Was this close to saving it 🤏

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@mikealfred @wclemente And we don’t have grass.

[Stephen Punwasi 🏚️📉🐈☃️ @StephenPunwasi]

A lot on how 🇨🇦, 🇲🇽, & 🇨🇳 are impacted by tariffs, but not 🇺🇸.

- 🇺🇸 loses 0.4% of GDP
- households pay $1.2 trillion more in taxes
- avg household to pay US$830 more in 2025
- ~700k jobs lost in 2025

Still confident 🇺🇸 is smart enough to not go through & self-inflict this pain

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@clownworld Well, I mean, fuck you 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@jeremymackenzie The folks on the Acadian Peninsula will offer a warm welcome /s

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@WaytowichNeil Cry harder.

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@BarbaraBur74132 @xLanceBryantx @brianlilley Trade war likely sufficient. Why do you think they’re pushing it this hard? No other gov’t is overreacting like ours.

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@Martyupnorth_2 None of the above