Daniel Hodous

i am me

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@Kinza1278 Wear*

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@Kinza1278 I step outside in my draws all the time, don’t gaf but I don’t where pants and non-functional belt because it looks fkn retarded

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@messedupfoods 20% is my go to. If you get 40% you brought me an on the house drink, or were extremely attentive without being overtly annoying. But flipside you have a Gen Z entitled attitude and expect 40% you can EAD.

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@aroog1278 Absolutely, if you’re doing mental health support in any fashion it should be on your ID so you can’t own a gun. That is thee best gun control by a mile!

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@Sofia50020Sofia So I’m Italian, i can’t wear tight jeans because of my genes.

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@ThatCheerMomOfX The blood of the dead is toxic to vampires so the Vampire dies and becomes a Zombie. What happens to both Zombies now is they goes walking around and burn up in the sunlight and both die. It’s mutually assured destruction.

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@JusticeForFacts @vxylily She’s gorgeous here you tripping

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@MarioNawfal Liberals see unjustified murder from a “psycho cop”

Conservatives see a FAFO he was putting lives in danger

I see a super intense person running because they didn’t want to go to jail one reacting to life/death situation who needs therapy. No “at fault” just life.

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@emilycompag627 100% Daisy Duke …

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@ThatCheerMomOfX Fav color Jack Daniels
Best Alphabet 9
I’m a sockitarian after a bad meal in Mumbai
Always put “E” amount of Waffles in a turlet
Unless you go to @IHOP then it’s a “Z” amount of FlapJacks with Powdered sugar

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@mask_bastard Cat piss obviously

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@TiffanyFong Cocaine duh

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@CHGO_Bears I like the Safety pick and the New Devin Hester dude… the other two should have been DLinemen.

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@_iamlougotti Top row

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Which #sport do lefties have the biggest advantage over righties. I’ll start this conversation. #bowling

Oil on the left is 92% more consistent than on the right. They have less adjustments to make, and if they find a pattern it’s fire and forget it. #showerthoughts #fyp

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@xmliisu @grok 🤮 nasty

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@DigitalMaaya @sarkasticsharma @grok Wtf is that??? 🤮

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@mclainleonard @WatcherGuru Gas is cheap… in red states

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@lady_valor_07 After a night of eating bomb Mexican food a fart in a shower rules this category… let’s be real

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@honeymoon250