Rell :p

autistic btw lol

[Rell :p @hoe4lsk]

@CheriCakeCreate Wait what's happening 👀

[girlsay. @_GirlSay]

groom out of a groomer how have I
never made that connection before!

[n but gayer this month @thintechgodhead]

i hate how bizarrely foreign the idea of having a "normal" relationship with food is to me like i genuinely cannot wrap my head around how people just eat food when they are hungry until they are full without ending up either over or under a healthy weight

[n but gayer this month @thintechgodhead]

i would love if i was allowed to have a personality outside of being transgender and having an eating disorder. unfortunately those two things impact every area of my life so much all the time

[n but gayer this month @thintechgodhead]

i huff my boyfriend like spray paint from a paper bag and he’s like. can you not. but then also when i got home a hospital stay one time i found out he was using my pillow while i was gone because it smelled like me

[Lisa ♠️ 🏹💜🖤 @OrangeYouGlad38]

@eldritchharpy if a pregnant person doesn't want to be pregnant, that's all that's important. The circumstances under which she got pregnant are her business, not mine.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I ordered an appetizer on a first date and this man looked concerned.

Concerned.

Like I had announced I was liquidating my retirement account.

He said, “Wow, you must’ve been really hungry.”

I said, “Yes? That’s usually why people eat.”

The appetizer came and every single time I picked something up, he made a comment.

“You really like fries, huh?” “You eat fast.” “You’ve got a healthy appetite.”

At that point I couldn’t even enjoy the food because apparently I was being narrated like a wildlife documentary.

Then his meal arrived and suddenly Mr. Portion Control inhaled an entire burger in four minutes.

No comments for him though.

Interesting how women ordering food becomes a personality flaw but men eating like competitive athletes is somehow adorable.

Anyway, he texted me after saying, “I love a girl who can eat.”

Sir, based on your commentary all night, that is not the vibe I received.

[Zarish @Zarish5062]

Men who say “just use birth control” forget two things:
1) It’s *their* sperm that’s the problem
2) They don’t pay for it, suffer side effects, or get called “sluts” for needing it.

[n but gayer this month @thintechgodhead]

incredible how cats can detect the softest most sensitive organs in a human body for the sole purpose of standing on them with the weight of the sun concentrated into tiny kitty paws

[AM💁‍♀️👑 @_landam01]

Aborting because the man who made you pregnant is acting funny towards you? a decision I’ll always support.

[mikayla @honeyNonABG]

I’m pushing 30. Was at the beach and some 18 year old lied and said he was 21.

I told him I’m his mother. He wouldn’t go away. I told him I’m basically 30. He said age didn’t matter. He came up to me 3-4 times. And as courageous as he was, to me he was a child.

A young boy just starting out. One that was offering himself up to be taken advantage of.

Makes me think of all the 60+ year old men “dating” 20 year olds.

Makes me think of that 65 year old who was talking to 21 year old me.
How do these men do that? How do they look at a literal child and go “wow she’s mature” when i was looking at this 18 year old and thinking of how much younger he is than my younger brother.

“She’s a fully grown adult.” And you’re excusing yourself to feel less guilty.

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

the thing about fatness is that you can never hide that you’re fat. they saw the tummy when you were clothed, they saw the rolls when you got naked. they knew you was fat when you got in that bed with them so you should just enjoy yourself fr

[goma @soigomaa]

When men are so afraid of having a finger stuck up their butt to perform a lifesaving cancer screening so they come up with a blood test for it instead.Meanwhile women have been getting cracked open with the original speculum from 180 years ago and nobody seems to care.

[Liza @Li33aaa]

i also heard that’s it’s also because it’s nobody’s business

[Lia Monè @AMB0915]

Screamingggg was non-monogamous many moons ago; people don’t like it when you’re operating from self and compartmentalizing each connection

Also I’m tired of men assuming poly and non monogamy is one big orgy 😂; if they can’t operate ethically and monogamous they won’t be able to operate poly or nm

[I M A N @TweetsbyIman]

Women who choose not to have children face more outrage than men who abandon the children they already have.

[Mina♡ @alatus_l0v]

We need more people using shitty photoshop like this instead of using ai

[goma @soigomaa]

notice how "fatherless", "single mother" and "daddy issues" are used as insults towards women but they're all examples of a man's failure