frances mcwhoremand

complete and utter degenerate. public transit and pro wrestling advocate. jet fuel can't melt my dreams. (she/her) 🇵🇭🇨🇭🇨🇦

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

oh you're a gatekeeper? name 5 gates you've kept

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

why was i cursed with the gay autism that makes you remember billboard hot 100 statistics instead of the useful autism that makes you good at engineering

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

transmasc brummie gangster, call that peaky binders

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

@citnotcitta seems like management is in your future!

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

just submitted my 30 yo bf's nudes to an ethically sourced dataset used to train a child porn detection model

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

incontinent steve lacy be like: i wish you knew i wanna pee

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

hawk tuah me in french,
hawk tuah me in spanish,
hawk tuah me in your own made-up language

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

less than 12 hours into my Amsterdam stay and I already wanna kms. why can't we live like this at home

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

does she... you know... watch the pink opaque?

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

i'm working late, cause I'm a minorrrrrrrrrr

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

girl who thinks the super bowl is a pottery contest

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

maybe the real curse was the overwrought theories we deluded ourselves into believing along the way

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

K2 or gtfo

[ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎ @leamaric]

I actually find it kind of hilarious that there’s basically a line queued up to summit Mt. Everest, even at one of the deadliest passes where you come across dead bodies of people who slipped and fell—something weirdly dystopian about this.

[big challenges @pududeer]

*cranberries voice*

in my bed, in my bed
comfy, comfy

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Canada’s two largest metros, Toronto and Montreal, see six trains per day in each direction that take a little more than five hours. Madrid and Barcelona are the same distance and see 35 trains per day each way, taking as little as 2 hours and 30 minutes. Canada deserves better.

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

mfw i see a bombardier bilevel outside the GTA

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

alpha guy incapable of handing in online forms bc he refuses to submit

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

im one urbanist youtube video away from moving to montreal

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

holy fuck Line 3 is LOUD; about two stops in my watch kindly alerted me that I was getting railed by 90 dB!

[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

literally me fangirling after my trip to Japan

[Molly @mollyfleck]

There are a lot of extremely impressive things about Japanese trains, but there’s one thing that has blown me away and that could be implemented tomorrow in every city for very little money: better wayfinding.

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[frances mcwhoremand @hoe_blowgun]

*tips GTA fedora* m'ssissauga