Dead_Mao

Why yes, I am forklift certified

[Dead_Mao @hoe_startler]

@NaviGoBoom Print one

[Dead_Mao @hoe_startler]

I yearn to be some fyne shyts pog champ

[Dead_Mao @hoe_startler]

Shrimps is bugs and I hate them

[Dead_Mao @hoe_startler]

I got a pocket got a pucket full of unregistered firearm🤩💞❤️‍🔥

[Dead_Mao @hoe_startler]

Im gonna cowboy up, but just let me lay here and bleed for a second.

I feel like iver earned it

[🥀 🖤𝔏𝔦𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔞𝔫 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥🖤🥀 @LibertarianG0th]

This is absolutely how it went down and you can’t convince me otherwise.

[Dead_Mao @hoe_startler]

Upset
Geekin in the crib
Straight hater style

[Dead_Mao @hoe_startler]

"Hey dude im having a kid"
Dawg you and i were doing coke in a Chilis bathroom like 3 days ago

[Dead_Mao @hoe_startler]

Baby girl lemme see the whole hole😘

[Dead_Mao @hoe_startler]

Why cant i have beers at work😡

[Dead_Mao @hoe_startler]

These hoes are like the government.
They dont give a fuck about me.

[Emily Stanley / Princessandthepistol @pandthepistol]

Serving up some spicy food for thought🌶️🍽️🍝❤️

[Dead_Mao @hoe_startler]

What is the worst lotion to crank off with and why is it Nivea

[Raphousetv (RHTV) @raphousetv2]

Chief Keef American Flag was spotted in the house of Islamic Terrorists in Czech Republic 😳

[Dead_Mao @hoe_startler]

My girl wouldn't eat my ass to save my life

[Dead_Mao @hoe_startler]

@iamyesyouareno N

[Dead_Mao @hoe_startler]

I wonder if pedophiles know about midgets? Problem solved?

[Dead_Mao @hoe_startler]

Fuck ass hoe take DND notes but dont check my gotdamn prostate

[Dead_Mao @hoe_startler]

I love my girl but sometimes her pits smell like wide open ass

[Dead_Mao @hoe_startler]

Dolly Parton single now