Some Karen told me today I couldn’t park in the handicap. Told her I have a handicap cuz of my horse cock. Shoulda seen the look on her face. #libtardretard
Another fallen soldier in Oxford, Ohio. Nothing better than 5 holographic red dots to your forehead 9am on a Thursday. Miami cops on a generational 2026 bag crackdown. #beavs
Never understood the hate for mondays. Shitty course, couple brews, and fog it up when we’re home. Then again, I’m an unemployed nigga. Some firm just gotta toss a brotha a #bone