Bryson “Bag” HoeChambeau

‘20 & ‘24 U.S. Open Champion | Box Muncher | Depressed Cleveland Fan | Love Boobs🍒 | Slotted | Goldfish Memory, Next Play | 1x rope incident | Flat Earther |

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Can’t wait to tell my grandchildren about the Big Three. #hawktinifiles

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@DonnyBNBrown Usually during. Middle stall is peak and prop the phone up on the bag hook and get moving.

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Can’t decide if Koepka’s fuckass U.S. Open shirt choice reminds me of toothpaste, a slab of bacon, or Messi in Miami.

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345 yard par 4 at my local muni. Would’ve been fired up had it been the hole I was playing. #slottedtechnician

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@fitted2tuff Enough slander on #DEETEEDEE. Ultimate douche bag pipeline segway ferd onway though

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Some Karen told me today I couldn’t park in the handicap. Told her I have a handicap cuz of my horse cock. Shoulda seen the look on her face. #libtardretard

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DEVIN VASSELL DUNK TO SAVE MY O 223.5

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Gay dudes just forgot to throw life on default setting

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Brian Flores is a piece of shit. Ain’t nobody not hiring you cuz you black. You just ass as shit as dick. #chimpinout

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@big_thunder5 Yea that’s bad holy squid

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Another fallen soldier in Oxford, Ohio. Nothing better than 5 holographic red dots to your forehead 9am on a Thursday. Miami cops on a generational 2026 bag crackdown. #beavs

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Never understood the hate for mondays. Shitty course, couple brews, and fog it up when we’re home. Then again, I’m an unemployed nigga. Some firm just gotta toss a brotha a #bone

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@otokyo Could lose a few

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@zachcozart2 @JJwiththeshifts Thank you for your service, I got you from here.

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Pure, uncut rage bait by Skip.

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Nothing better than hitting every green light when in a time crunch. #greenfn

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You’re a freak if you let the toilet paper drape that way.

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@OfficialJoel4_ Oniggao

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Yea walk back with anotha fella then say you wanna see me. Yea #fade fuck you

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No intentions of studying today but sitting and scrolling in the library for 6 hours justifies I’ve done something.

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I guess it’s easier said than done learning a half semester of material in 3 days. Gonna ring my good friend, Chat.