kristin

man’s best friend and worst enemy

[kristin @hoefarmer]

the whitest thing you can do is open a mexican restaurant

[kristin @hoefarmer]

i have to keep la tóxica hidden away inside me so nobody else has to suffer the consequences

[kristin @hoefarmer]

i think my spotify algorithm wants me to kill myself

[Holobody @holobody]

You can just tell when someones never had a job that made them mop

[kristin @hoefarmer]

i hate wedding coordinators

[kristin @hoefarmer]

if you wanna roll the dice you gotta pay the price

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Cards against humanity’s website explaining why they’re suing Elon is pretty fucking good

[kristin @hoefarmer]

rmmm = run me my money

[G ྀི @TINTADEG]

how it feels to recognize a sample

[kristin @hoefarmer]

stunted growth bf x accelerated growth gf

[kristin @hoefarmer]

@a_little_hoarse thank god i’m not the only one

[kristin @hoefarmer]

does anyone else remember abraham lincoln vampire slayer

[kristin @hoefarmer]

whenever i leave therapy i’m reminded of why i need it

[kristin @hoefarmer]

@jenna_beannnn king of angel numbers

[kristin @hoefarmer]

one of my goals in life is to be one of the siri voices

[kristin @hoefarmer]

*at a party* omg our boyfriends are dating