HOEFESSIONS

The home of unfiltered conversations about intimate experiences

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I love taking new pictures then spinning the wheel of names to see which nggas ima send em to

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CTRL + ALT + Delete for them btches that copy & paste

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My blocklist a fan club

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Cold weather is for bad btches

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If a ngga mama don’t like me ion give af! Like Nicki said… this box better than the box he was held in!!! OMS

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Riding dick drunk make you feel like you driving a Bentley Bentayga and you don’t love your life

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What song would be on y’all MySpace page right now?

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I rebuke anything that begs for my time just to waste it

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Need the stress sucked out my body thru my coochie hole

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Oh look, 2 dumb ass nggas telling eachother “exactlyyyyy!”

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& I heard the Holy Spirit say “date em all til one of em don’t play about you”

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Lot of bitch ass nggas pretending to be men

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You niggas really be losers

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FcK sex can u stick around til I find my weed cuz omm I think u got it🤨

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"i saw ur ex"

A very unnecessary piece of info.

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If anyone see's my dad celebrating Father's Day, call the police.

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Y’all be an abortionable amount of weeks pregnant arguing w the dad. YEA IIGHT.

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I’ll say some shit that will make the devil proud. Please don’t start with me.

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Babe said Tatum tore his achilles.

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It’s such a shame watching a female turning into the lame ngga she fw