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li kua lanjiao? ai jibai mai...

[hoeflator/滥交师傅 (Yishun Kampung mode) @hoeflator]

A Chinese dude playing the violin in public is like a Black man eating fried chicken and drinking kool aid

Literally the same thing

-LJB

[hoeflator/滥交师傅 (Yishun Kampung mode) @hoeflator]

@CaribbeanRythms Similar to Londoners that vote full left but only live in the banana + refuse to ever go to the ghetto spots

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@highdiver_2000 Lanjiao, chill.

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Did a sperm test and had to nut in a toilet cubicle before passing the sample to the clinic receptionist only to get childmogged by a Malay couple in their late 20s with 3 young sons and 2 toddler girls in the lift. Absolute Lepak Victory. Fuck my chungus life. LKY died for this.

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@NiezelTragur bagus

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@highdiver_2000 Nah I was rawdogging this shit in a cubicle like a fucking Steven Lim sequel

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@henlojseam I do a red light sauna on the upper third of my body for 20-30min about 5x a week; some days 2-3x depending

My sperm is not retarded, but extremely schizophrenic and probably autistic

[hoeflator/滥交师傅 (Yishun Kampung mode) @hoeflator]

@Rudeus_Onchain Would be a loss of face in many ways, hence why I think it won’t be a public thing rather more quiet ways will emerge

[hoeflator/滥交师傅 (Yishun Kampung mode) @hoeflator]

Irish, Italians (before wokeness) and a few other European countries always allowed a pathway back for immigrants. The mainland government has long cast out those who left it. The straits Chinese (SEA Chinese) are called the Jews of the East for a reason.

[plantegg @plantegg]

我一个朋友上周从马来西亚回来，饭桌上说了一句话让我愣了半天："我们那边的华人，努力
了一百年，还是二等公民。"

他是第四代华人，祖上下南洋，靠苦力攒下家业。到他这一代，开着奔驰、住着洋房，孩子
送英国读书。但他说，公司投标永远要挂个马来人的名字，买地有配额限制，大学名额被土
著政策卡得死死的。有钱，但永远不是"自己人"。

我当时脱口而出：那你们为啥不回来？

他笑了笑说：回哪？我爷爷那一辈就不认识中国了。我们是没有祖国的人。

后来我一直在想这个问题。东南亚华人算不算失败？论经济，他们掌控了当地大量财富。论
政治，他们永远是被打压的少数。论文化，年轻一代很多已经不会说中文了。他们赚到了钱
，但失去了根；他们融入了当地，但永远不被完全接纳。

最讽刺的是，国内很多人羡慕他们"润出去了"，觉得他们是赢家。但如果你跟他们深聊，你
会发现一种深入骨髓的漂泊感——哪里都是家，哪里都不是家。

我的结论可能会得罪人：东南亚华人不是失败的族群，但他们是被两边同时抛弃的族群。中
国觉得他们是外人，当地觉得他们是外来者。这不是失败，这是一种比失败更残酷的东西——
永恒的悬浮。而这恰恰是所有想"润"的人不愿意面对的未来真相。

[hoeflator/滥交师傅 (Yishun Kampung mode) @hoeflator]

@Bitcoineo 1 sol and a dream

[hoeflator/滥交师傅 (Yishun Kampung mode) @hoeflator]

Ana’s archive membership is like 100 bucks a year, a cheap epub e ink reader is $200, bob’s your uncle after that

[Bitcoineo 🎲 @Bitcoineo]

I've been reading 4-5 hours a day for the past month, and I already feel much smarter and rational.

My writing and thinking have improved a lot too. People I respect interact with my tweets, in a more meaningful way.

I can't recommend enough to read daily and use AI to talk with dead people after giving it the right context.

I aggregated a lot of lost wisdom in PDFs I made. I'm thinking of taking a few days to redesign my website to share those treasures with you so you can too learn from them.

Would you be interested in that?

[hoeflator/滥交师傅 (Yishun Kampung mode) @hoeflator]

The eye of Sauron has long conquered the Shire. But the elves have disappeared into a welfare state, the humans are in disarray, the gnomes ran away into the etheric realm (and Nordic forests underneath amanita mushrooms) and in a long distant land, the mantis people slurp their noodles for sport… Tolkien, where art thou…

[Grifty @TheGriftReport]

A barrister is facing a criminal record and even prison after he pulled 200 bags of rubbish from a section of the River Roding in Barking

Paul Powlesland aged 40 a barrister and environmentalist organized volunteers to clear 200 bags of rubbish including needles and weapons from a polluted section of the River Roding in Barking east London in March 2026 using a hired digger.

The Environment Agency sent him a letter alleging he carried out works without an environmental permit launching an investigation under the Environmental Permitting Regulations with potential penalties of up to two years in prison.

Powlesland said this river will be restored they now have a clear choice they can fight me and all the other amazing volunteers doing the work or they can get on board and help us and become the good guys in this.

He added we have got irises and reed beds coming back I saw fish in there for the first time a couple of weeks ago dragonflies and herons returning with the whole ecosystem coming back to life.

The EA said they welcome communities taking steps to improve their local environment but insisted undertaking work without the appropriate permits is not acceptable to prevent unintended harm to flood risk drainage or the wider environment.

Powlesland vowed to continue his clean up efforts criticizing the need for licences for volunteer work and pointing to an upstream Thames Water sewage outlet as a source of pollution.

[hoeflator/滥交师傅 (Yishun Kampung mode) @hoeflator]

African Innovation is like Chinese Creativity tbh, same shit, different stick

[smolting (wassie, verse) @inversebrah]

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[hoeflator/滥交师傅 (Yishun Kampung mode) @hoeflator]

@0xFrenxbtdotxrp Thirdworldification of our industry

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Hey @LawrenceWongST my brother in landed property (I know u held for GCB!) can we get some foreign talent like this instead of endless CECA n PRC pls tyvm… 👍🙏 LJB knows u can do it one okays👌

[Pop Snacks X @PopSnacksX]

Date Night with Sydney Sweeney, Syrn IG June 2026

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@MetalsBrah I am the rogue that rapes

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Told the GP at the clinic I cured myself of autism and he said "you don't have any signs of autism" and I told him "that's the point, it's cured and you can't see it but believe me it was there"

it is what it is

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@MetalsBrah I think it morphed into schizophrenia

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@pikeypilled Peaters in control

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@hiromi3476 Gem

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@Shibabagc @MarioNawfal It’s literally a 5 point difference in the range between Finland and Japan retard

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@sheeki03 Neither do I tbh he was being kind