jacking off with a pussy is so weird sometimes i finish in under two minutes and other times i must hold my vibrator at a 63 degree angle and the wind must be blowing from the northeast and it has to be the second tuesday of the month but only when mercury is in retrograde
random but smth ive realized about being a lesbian is that our crushes/relationships aren’t taken as seriously to straight people like.there is such an obvious excitement difference when i tell them about a girl i like vs. when they hear other ppl and their straight relationships
As a girl who missed out on love on tour harry styles count your fucking days what have you done to satellite
He just started playing Matilda…. This still doesn’t make up for satellite
Since when did having the most basic song as your favourite stop meaning it was guaranteed to be on the setlist. What the fuck did you just do to satellite Harry
@tatumelz@ZainabSana2622 You ever heard of body autonomy nobody should donate their organs or be guilted into thinking they have to, it’s an individuals choice