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address me as the president

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gc called “landing aryan a girl” btw

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@cursdngl my greed knows no bounds

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how soon after a breakup can you ask your ex to set you up with one of her friends?

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@aretha_Blanke when she holds me and tells me i’m her fav one

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went to bandra and fell in love with 7 different women, hope they don’t find out about each other

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my roommate preparing me for when my wife takes up 80% of my bed

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i love my roommate

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can someone kill my roommate pls

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@qqiliv can you share a twt to someone that has blocked you? (asking for a friend)

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@scarsandstarsx reminds of something i read

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wasting bangers for a solid one like and 28 impressions

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when u make a new account and ur entire tl is talking about some "tweeting with 0 likes"

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hosting a FRIENDS-giving where we have beer instead of a turkey and everyone goes around the table to talk about the crazy lore we made together that year

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all i wanted as a kid was to twitch stream myself playing video games, what the fuck is derivatives

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replied to her story with the “hi, is this still available”

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my drafts funny but no gf to show them to

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can i rent a baddie to push the cart while i do grocery shopping

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i moved to mumbai and now i miss my jackets like an army wife

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@cursdngl in this economy that just turns them on

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in my head it feels like the door is closing and i’m not running fast enough
but my feet are paralysed

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the longest two hours of your life will be when you’re 20 and your small town relatives come over and lecture you why chasing your goals isn’t a valid option and you should just join the family business