Haikus for Hoes

#sexworkiswork #escortlife

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

I am trapped here now
They took away my exit
RIP Backpage

My kids are hungry
I am beaten black and blue
This life is my cage

How do I escape
He drinks all of our money
Then I wear his rage

I just needed cash
So I can get us away
I needed Backpage.

#sexworkiswork #RIPBackpage

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

@ladyfitzgerald Oh no! I am so sorry to hear. I hope the hospital staff are awesome and you get some great cuddles and food. Get better soon ❤️

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

Don’t be a dumb cunt
This life is too fucking short
Hotter ways to grunt...

#minipoem #haiku #sexwork #punteradvice #escortlife #haikus #hoehaikus #escorts

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

Do as you are told
Be rewarded with blowjobs
All is good as gold.

#haiku #minipoem #haikusforhoes #sexwork #escortlife #punteradvice

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

When I’m insecure
Nothing quite secures me like
More cash in the hand

#haiku #minipoem #hoelife #hustle

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

My sciatic nerve,
Disapproving of my job,
Pain in the back side.

#hoeproblems #sexwork #haiku #minipoem #dayinthelifeof #escortlife

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

He fell into love
With someone paid to be nice
Ever so lonely

#minipoem #punters #sexwork #hoeproblems #haiku

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

He stunk like a pig
And he whined about his wife
Then wrote a review

#reviewboards #holife #haiku #minipoem #sexwork

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

Trying not to gag
Wafting forward as I suck
Your Eau de Toilet

#hoehaikus #minipoem #sexwork #escortlife #hoelife #haiku

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

Pour another glass
Keep talking about your kids
It will help me nap.

#hoehaikus #minipoem #sexwork #hoelife

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

Just half an hour.
You booked just half an hour
But you are still here.

#escortlife #hoehaikus #haiku #minipoem #shitpunters

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

Nails of scarlet
Pink lines long and lingering
Signature on skin.

#hoehaiku #haiku #minipoem #scarletalliance #escortlife

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

Work is so quiet
It's like the world knows I'm broke
Just one booking please.

#sexwork #escortlife #haiku #haikusforhoes #hustle

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

Knock knock, who is there?
Wonder what he wants of me
Hope I'm good enough.

#haiku #sexwork #escortllife #minipoem

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

Why are you early?
Do you want a sexy girl
Or a potato?

#sexwork #haiku #escortlife #haikuforhoes

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

@Poems4Sexworkrs Thanks for the mention!
No-one writes poems for me
Unless they are drunk. #haiku

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

He grunts like a boar
I'm scared the neighbours will hear
Just shut the fuck up.

#haiku #escortlife #minipoem #sexthoughts #sexwork

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

He wanted a date
I said 'but you just bought one'.
Not that kind of date.

#sexwork #escortlife #haiku #minipoem #haikusforhoes

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

Six days no bookings.
The boyfriend won't text me back
Nobody wants me.

#haiku #sexwork #escortlife #hoeproblems

[Haikus for Hoes @hoehaikus]

I like paying bills
Sometimes I pay them early
Just because I can.

#haiku #escortlife #hoelife #minipoem #sexwork