Super Runt

Going through an identify crisis 😃

[Super Runt @hoeinthehome]

I’m like if a spoof movie was a person.

[Super Runt @hoeinthehome]

If your man gives you a panic attack more than he gives you flowers, that’s not your husband…that’s a perc.

[Super Runt @hoeinthehome]

I know they are stalking my account, so I repost videos directed towards them.

[Super Runt @hoeinthehome]

“Call this waffle old yeller because I’m PUTTIN THIS BITCH DOWNNNNN”

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My type in men, are the ones that look like they are gonna cheat on me while I’m 8 months pregnant with a baby THEY wanted me to have.

[Super Runt @hoeinthehome]

When he looks like the type to end up beating me after we’re married: 😻😻

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Me saying “oh…so you’re one of those” to guys when they blatantly tell me one of their red flags is why I don’t have a boyfriend.

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Guys always know how to make me feel some type of way…
And that’s taken advantage of. 😻😻😻

[Super Runt @hoeinthehome]

Talking on the phone gives me more anxiety than meeting up with you in a dark alleyway with just these guns to protect me.
*I met him once*

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You can really tell what hoes are going through from what videos they repost on tiktok. (I am hoes)

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I think my problem is that I’m finally realizing there are very few people who will care about me as much as I care about them.

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Imma have to stop going after D1 athletes, because the D is the 1 thing they’re offering.

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Me EVERY TIME I need to take an ibuprofen or Tylenol: “Hold on lemme pop a perc real quick”

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Okay but…I could’ve robbed HELLA hoes. You just gonna invite me over like that??

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I feel like if I donated my body to science, they’d look at my dead body and be like “TF they feed this thing…”

[Super Runt @hoeinthehome]

Pre-workout at 9pm…melatonin at 11pm because I am on a STRICT schedule.

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Stg, the only time people think I’m 19 instead of 16…is when my boobs are out.

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You can say a lot about me, but you can’t say I wouldn’t make cute babies. They may not grow up to be a D1 basketball player but we can’t have it all.

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Imma eat a pack of crackers, and be 5-10 minutes late to class because that’s my form of self care.

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Valentine’s Day wishlist
1. A moss ball (for emotional support)
2. A singular flower
3. A handmade card 4. Genuine love and acceptance