fee-ugh

a benevolent rat

[fee-ugh @hoemione]

This is not even a joke the tangle teezer for wet hair is genuinely the best cat brush

[fee-ugh @hoemione]

Germans are a plague

[culture @notgwendalupe]

happy pride month

[fee-ugh @hoemione]

Baked oats this baked oats that bitch you’re having cake for breakfast

[fee-ugh @hoemione]

Americans 🫤
Americans who move to Europe 😡🔪

[fee-ugh @hoemione]

Crocheting with a mood ring on my thumb … I feel like it’s sending several signals

[fee-ugh @hoemione]

Every once in a while I will lay in bed at night and remember that as a kindergartener I was obsessed with slugs and would tell everyone slug facts and talk about them for hours and this was handled like an adorable quirk and not a clear cut sign to have me tested

[fee-ugh @hoemione]

why do all americans have middle school handwriting it’s so embarrassing if that was me i’d simply refuse to touch a pen

[fee-ugh @hoemione]

Had a pap smear and DIDN’T cry this time happy international women’s day (belated)

[fee-ugh @hoemione]

Tinder bio: exactly like other girls

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

some twilight themed valentine’s day cards for everyone to enjoy <3

[fee-ugh @hoemione]

There’s something so painful about my mum texting me at 11pm “I’m worried because you almost never sound really happy anymore”

[fee-ugh @hoemione]

Someone told me I look like Elizabeth Olsen2 days ago and I still haven’t figured out if it was a compliment or a really clever insult

[fee-ugh @hoemione]

what about the mortifying ordeal of being unknown where you find out none of the people you consider friends and whose secrets you keep care enough to remember anything about you

[fee-ugh @hoemione]

maturing is loving julia fox

[fee-ugh @hoemione]

Saying “well I got my food issues from somewhere” for my mum to say “well not from me”

[fee-ugh @hoemione]

I thought the dating pool in Dublin was a shallow pond but Germany truly is a puddle

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

head not empty. head actually FULL of thoughts

[t @TlFFANYK]

were you a child in the early 2000s listening to tyra banks call women who were 5’10 and 115lbs plus sized? if so, you may be entitled to financial compensation