Jordan Miller

I taze my fans

[Jordan Miller @HoesWater]

Thanksgiving is the day we honor the invention of gravy.
#FakeTurkeyDayFacts

[Jordan Miller @HoesWater]

Thanksgiving is a holiday based on being thankful and sharing our land with strangers.
#FakeTurkeyDayFacts

[Kutt Calhoun @TheNewKuttyCal]

@therealRITTZ new video #AngryJohnny
https://t.co/vrSuodIcHE

[Lol at you. @AtyouLol]

There's too much blood in my alcohol system.

[Lol at you. @AtyouLol]

It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.

[Jordan Miller @HoesWater]

Yung Thug skin tone.
#Failedpaintcolors

[Jordan Miller @HoesWater]

Sorry for being snappy. Kinda down because today would have been my Tamagotchi pets15th birthday
I miss you Cheeseburger
#ThrowbackThursday

[Jordan Miller @HoesWater]

Clear toasters, cordless vacuums and remotes that work under the blankets.
#InMyAlternateReality #SharkTank @theclobra

[Jordan Miller @HoesWater]

Can laziness make you hungover?
#mondayin5words #fatSunday
@YahBoiSelfie

[Jordan Miller @HoesWater]

Check engine light went out today, not sure if my truck fixed itself or if the bulb just burnt out. Either way I won.
#mondaymotivation