🙂

random thoughts only plus kalat postings || no to sex, nudes and meet up

[🙂 @hoetomatic]

sana makantot na ulit asap

[Neealexis$🤍 @Neealexisg0]

Shy but will fck you anywhere you want

[🙂 @hoetomatic]

kung kayo may 2AM thoughts, ako may 10AM thoughts. hirap naman graveyard shift 😭

[🙂 @hoetomatic]

kung kailan naman maluwag na schedule at pwede na ulit unli sex, tsaka naman nawala HAHAHAHA

[vintagelover @queennaurelia]

Me: "I don't want a relationship."

Also me when I see him:

[The Pets 𝕏 @ThePetsX]

Love language

[♡ @astralbaes]

my type:

[yOruBrat🫦 @etherealmoyo]

My friend will not dick me down while telling me how much he missed me by 3:05 on a Wednesday morning

[meow @BestOfMeow]

One nap in the wrong place

[Envy💋 @MoMelaninMoPrbz]

The best “ride it” location. Iykyk!

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

i hope every lover girl finds her super calm gentleman who is insanely and unashamedly obsessed with her.

[🙂 @hoetomatic]

You don’t owe anyone an explanation. But if you choose to give one, don’t let it be something they’ll question later. 😉

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

The day I realized women get horny for reasons men don’t even understand, everything changed for me.

Women get horny when they are:

1. Ovulating.
2. About to start their period.
3. After a deep conversation.
4. When they actually like you.
5. When they feel emotionally safe.
6. After spending quality time with you.
7. When you smell good.
8. ⁠When they like the way your voice sound.

We’re just out here trying to keep up.

[々 @ayospawned]

I'm so attracted to emotional intelligence like damn the way you actually listen and communicate

[🙂 @hoetomatic]

ang laff ko kay kuya. napadaan lang tapos biglang napatingin at nahinto sa kwento niya tapos di na alam sasabihin sa kasama pagbalik HAHAHAHA

wala naman siguro akong dumi sa mukha?

[ally ‧₊˚ ⋅ @rxiilly]

hi sa future boyfriend ko, sana handa ka kasi aaraw-arawin kita

[valentine @valawakened]

my love language is throwing my leg over yours the second we’re sitting together.

[🙂 @hoetomatic]

me

[ellx @ellx_babes]

me hearing “fuck ang sarap” pag sinusubo ko burat niya