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[Jake @hoffabear]

@SlinkDaly @BoardGeniuses What does that even mean 🤣

[Sam Ryder @SamRyderSU]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? ALL the drinks on me 🍻🍻🍻

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I played for the name on the front of my jersey and the name on the back of my jersey. I played for my friends, my family & our community - every single one of you - that have given me what I have today.

I love you all. Thank you ALL for making this incredible journey possible

[Brandon Marshall @BMarshh]

Why are people so mad at Brady? He gets drunk because he won a world title, y’all get drunk just because it’s a Friday night. Y’all are not the same!

[lil duval @lilduval]

I can’t believe people still scared to go out

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

The internet is undefeated 💀💀

[mark normand @marknorm]

Corona is starting to feel like the check engine light. At first it freaks you out but after a few weeks you’re like “Look, I gotta go to work.”

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

Y'all can do whatever you want but I'm going to a fuckload of concerts, baseball games, restaurants, etc. as soon as this is over.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Jerry Reinsdorf was so smart to fire Gar/Pax before this documentary came out. Especially when they get into him siding with Krause over Jordan/Pippen/Jackson. The timing was nothing short of predominant as Michael Scott would say

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

@G8RByte @BKoepka The guy is having a steak. You’re really doing this? Why are people like this?

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

If your a dog (or any pet) owner you’ll understand this. We have our entire family home-following the guidelines & it’s great to have bonus time w/ our twins, but I’m just VERY THANKFUL for Ben & Theo. They play such a BIG role in our lives. God bless them & their loving spirit!

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Imagine how much diarrhea you would have ON the court if you had to guard that in High School

[Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee]

I think probably the biggest shock about this whole thing is that the scientists have been right and that guy I went to school with who posts on Facebook all the time has been wrong.

[Benjamin Young Savage (ᐱᓐᒋᐱᓐ)  @benjancewicz]

Iraqi protesters bring out Lions to counter police dogs.

[@jason @Jason]

Obama lecturing young people to stop being social justice media warriors and to go out and actually do some thing in the world #Priceless

[Complex @Complex]

This man pre-recorded himself knowing he was dying to make his family laugh rather than cry at the funeral.

https://t.co/f6ME0adtvy

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

the only way to end climate change is to find its old tweets

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

19 years ago today, Remember the Titans came out.

Iconic. https://t.co/pcZRrP2gek

[Jake @hoffabear]

@JoHoffa @AmericanAir @fly2ohare @SouthwestAir

[Jake @hoffabear]

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[Russillo @ryenarussillo]

You got small feet but you big time
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