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[Lauren Hoff @hofflauren]

The nurse giving me a shot goes “your arm is like going thru a brick wall” and I️ thought he was complimenting my muscle so I️ go “ayye thanks!” and he goes “no... you’re dehydrated” 😐🙈

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

me if i was a judge at the olympics

[Lauren Hoff @hofflauren]

“You don’t have allergies. I made you eat dirt so you wouldn’t get allergies.” -mom

[Tręÿ @TreyClipClty]

“Lets see what Andy Reid thinks”

Andy Reid:

[Kenty @FakeKenty]

Wish u could go to a bar to watch the met gala.

[Seattle Weather Blog @KSeattleWeather]

Less than 10 days until 5 pm sunsets begin. Hang in there, Seattle!

[Lauren Hoff @hofflauren]

Me constantly reminding myself while on a run that it doesn’t matter how you look it just matters that you’re running

Meanwhile how I look on a run

[Lauren Hoff @hofflauren]

The absolute jump scare of putting your hair in a pony tail for the first time after a haircut 😭

[Chris Nunley, Ph.D. @chrisnunley]

We gain over an HOUR of daylight this month⏰☀️🥳

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

There will never be another one quite like Mike Leach.

A true college football original.

[Julio Rodriguez🇩🇴🦁 @JRODshow44]

ROY 🏆

[Steven.T.Luong @steven_t_luong]

When fall colors meet golden hours tonight in the emerald city! 🍁

[Lauren Hoff @hofflauren]

Texts from my mom 😶

[Lauren Hoff @hofflauren]

The best part of having a dog in Seattle is the parade of doggie raincoats

[Lauren Hoff @hofflauren]

👻

[Lauren Hoff @hofflauren]

@DoctorDre101 modeling on the side

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

No matter where you play, we are all Sounders. ⚽️

Introducing a limited-edition release with @adidasfootball.

Ultraboost x COPA ➡️ https://t.co/o5F63vAW9S

[Tucker the Mariners Pup @MarinersPup]

Skip’s office is my office. Thems the rules.

[Lauren Hoff @hofflauren]

@minakimes on the rally video! @TMobilePark

[Lauren Hoff @hofflauren]

https://t.co/rRWGPjbdIW

[Public Health - Seattle & King County @KCPubHealth]

Following the reversal of Roe v. Wade, abortion remains legal and safe across Washington state. King County welcomes all people who need abortion services, no matter where they live.

Many clinics offer abortion services in King County. Learn more: https://t.co/lB4Tlbox68