Hofflimits

Who shall say I am not
the happy genius of my household?

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@CtyDisabilities Hi - my wife emailed you about 2-3 weeks ago about your service and has called and left voicemail but no one has replied yet. Can someone get in touch please - Follow and DM if you prefer.

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@cyberdonkey A 'mistweet' from Instapaper, which has Hofflimits as my default twitter account.

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@MelodyMetcalf Bless you, Mel. It was a twitter accident - thought I was tweeting to @MikeHoffman1 instead. x

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@StaticKing I was tweeting something work-related, but didn't realise Instapaper has Hofflimits as my default twitter account...

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@cork_head Sort of. Trying to tweet something work-related, but Instapaper has Hofflimits as my default twitter....

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@cjhancock Ah, I see that Instapaper still has Hofflimits, not MikeHoffman1, as my default twitter account...

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It's not you, twitter, it's me: http://t.co/AFUSCU9h

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When casting a p0rn movie, directors usually go to great lengths.

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@Shequeen Was the bloke off the telly the one who was in that thing?

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One thing I have real trouble keeping tabs on: ashtrays with thin edges.

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@NaomiMc Oh, of course. I thought there might be time to finish it and have another before then.

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@NaomiMc Is tonight the final?

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@NaomiMc Your office has an X Factor sweepstake?

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A disagreement raging in my timeline about Oscar Wilde. (I can't be arsed to work out who's right.) http://t.co/WeQr3P9x

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I've finished typing up stuff for work and we have sausages for tea. In your face, Sunday night.

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@Thropplenoggin 7,984,556 (though take one off for this answer).

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@EddieRobson Maybe it can be blamed on the mess left behind by the previous government?

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I need to type something up for work without distractions, so I have put Newcastle vs Tottenham on.

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Impatient drivers really give me the horn.