Doug Hoffschwelle

Husband. Father. Oh, and that's pronounced HOFF-shwel-ee. #MiamiDolphins #StlCardinals #TexasLonghorns

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@SiClancy @TuasRevenge @OmarKelly Fair. Thank you sir!

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@SiClancy @TuasRevenge @OmarKelly My question, Si, assuming Fins are in a position to draft Smith and Malik’s play in 26 makes it clear he’s the franchise QB, does this regime - knowing the conservative approach to WRs - draft him?

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@maryisbananas https://t.co/CkjUgnJiOv

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@maryisbananas I’m so sorry. After season 6, I just can’t. But, these will help you 😂

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@maryisbananas Through season 6 it was the greatest TV series of all time. Then it flipped from character based storytelling to plot based. Rushed towards a conclusion based on choices most of the characters would not make. But I hope you’re enjoying it still.

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@CardinalsAlumni BFND! Happy Birthday, Woody!

[Blue Lives Matter @bluelivesmtr]

🚨A California mother is heading to federal prison for three years after trying to stop her teenage son from transitioning... thanks to the Biden regime and Democrats!!

Shana Gaviola refused to affirm her son’s desire to transition after his California school began socially transitioning him without her consent and limited her access to information.

In 2021, following a restraining order obtained by the boy, she arranged for him to be taken to a structured Christian boarding school in Missouri.

She was federally prosecuted under Biden, convicted of interstate violation of that protective order, and sentenced to 36 months.

She reports to prison next week. Her son is now 21 and never transitioned.

A mother with no prior criminal record received nearly the maximum sentence for attempting to protect her child from what she believed was irreversible harm.

Parental rights mean little if a school can override a parent and the federal government then prosecutes the parent for trying to intervene.

This case deserves immediate review before she surrenders.

@CivilRights @HarmeetKDhillon @TheJusticeDept

#ParentalRights #California

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@sagesteele @adamcarolla I have a process as so tend to book aisles seats. The minute you hear the “bing” I immediately stand up and take one step back. I let everyone out in my row go before me. This is the way.

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@ckparrot @3YardsPerCarry #Adultsintheroom get it trending

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@TheFishTank81 @WingfieldNFL I can’t believe this is still a thing. Travis has the unique ability to find a silver lining that’s not immediately apparent to the layman, in legitimately credible high-IQ football terms, and point that out. It’s precisely what his job description should be working for the team!

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@SiClancy @3YardsPerCarry @PoldiAnslinger Nice to feel like we have adults in the room again

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@chucktodd You misspelled “need”

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@OmarKelly I live in Dallas. This is 💯 correct. Stadium is too big. It’s why I won’t go watch a game there

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@MLB @EvoShield Sic gear!

[Alf @auf]

Obrigado, Sam Neill, por olhar pra uma paisagem vazia com tanta emoção que me fez acreditar, naquela sala escura de cinema em 1993, que dinossauros eram reais

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@MoveTheSticks Six or half-dozen. I break em up anyway

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@SiClancy From a US 2-party system POV, I would suggest the constant guard rail to guard rail is purposeful. It serves to keep us divided, which serves dependence, which preserves utility of power. Not ideal.

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@Blue____78 @GinaMuscato Greatly depends on *where* they visit. I’m in TX. Here it’s gotta be brisket. I made TX brisket for someone from Scotland once and they called it “like-changing” 😂

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@davehydesports Hi Dave. I’m a mostly lifelong Dolphins fan who resides in Texas. I used to get the Miami newspapers one week late in Dallas and starting reading Edwin Pope, and you. Thanks for all you’ve done. Great journey.

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@Blue____78 My wife’s cackle. Rare and uncontrollable. Gets me every time.