David Hofmann

Java Dev & Certified coffee and modafinil user

[David Hofmann @hofmanndavid]

@bettomcrose 😂

[David Hofmann @hofmanndavid]

Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard. But talent and hard work always wins.

[Victor Rentea @VictorRentea]

Show must go on! Underwent a (little) surgery today, but #icantstop learning.
Synthetizing an extremely intense content for the upcoming sessions of https://t.co/nsrpZbsH9h

[David Hofmann @hofmanndavid]

@ItauParaguay es un banco desordenado. Te exonera saldo promedio inferior si tenes un seguro de vida. Después se les olvida descontar tu seguro, pero si se acuerdan de descontar el saldo promedio inferior. Area de seguros y atencion al cliente se tiran la pelota magistralmente.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Incompetence, in the limit, is indistinguishable from sabotage

[David Hofmann @hofmanndavid]

People who know what they're talking about don't need PowerPoint -Steve Jobs

[David Hofmann @hofmanndavid]

@mastercito Hi, I want to buy your twitter account. DM me

[David Hofmann @hofmanndavid]

Jordan B. Peterson | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO) https://t.co/ZcR9UuWwK5 via @YouTube

[David Hofmann @hofmanndavid]

“It’s Easier to Fool People Than It Is to Convince Them That They Have Been Fooled.” – Mark Twain

[David Hofmann @hofmanndavid]

@soy_josea @pettulopez @nanduti @BellSaavedra Una app super mal disenhada es entonces. El viaje debe terminar cuando los teléfonos del chofer y pasajero se separan. Y si eso ocurre antes que el chofer le de terminar, debe penalizarsele al chofer.

[David Hofmann @hofmanndavid]

@RegionalPy El banco con la PEOR atencion al cliente posible

[David Hofmann @hofmanndavid]

@yegor256 @Apple I'd love to know the reason. Most dev friends have nothing but good comments about Apple Silicon.

[David Hofmann @hofmanndavid]

@tagir_valeev @MichelSchudel Isn't that what allows all Iterables to be used in streams API. Therefore it was added for interface evolution?. Or should I say API evolution without adding breaking changes...

[David Hofmann @hofmanndavid]

@ANDEOficial Barrio san Vicente. Calle Sebastián el cano c/ Avda. Proc. de Mayo. Desde la media noche qué estamos sin energía eléctrica.

[David Hofmann @hofmanndavid]

Performance, as perceived by the user, is a function of your entire system design, not just your inner-loop algorithm. –Steve Newman

[ryanhuber @ryanhuber]

Kubernetes: Because every problem can be solved with a Google sized solution.

[David Hofmann @hofmanndavid]

When you face abstraction, you should always ask: what is gained, and what is lost?

[Ari Palo @aripalo]

A #serverless enthusiast walks into a bar, refactors the bartender as a Lambda function: Bartender nowhere to be seen, 1000 customers come in, first customer orders a beer, bartender arrives a bit slowly, next 999 beers delivered really fast, bartender dissapears again.

[David Hofmann @hofmanndavid]

@mbalsevich By people I meant those with character disorders 😂

[David Hofmann @hofmanndavid]

What people say to you is not a reflexion of who _you_ are, its a reflexion of who _they_ are.