Michael J Hogben

If the facts change so do my opinions - and opinions are not the same thing as truth

[Michael J Hogben @hogblower]

@cowan_al @BBCSport @TEnglishSport worth bringing up, disgrace this

[Michael J Hogben @hogblower]

Avoid SMARTY if you value reliable data.
Runs on Three, but the eSIM was handled by Telnyx and it was a nightmare — constant drop-outs and connection issues.
I deleted the eSIM rather than leave it on my phone breaking connectivity. Wouldn’t use SMARTY again. #smarty #network

[thermojam @ThermogenicJam]

Nebuchadnezzar, the God of Nothing, sought to imprison an ancient evil using all the magic in the universe - whether offered willingly or not.

[thermojam @ThermogenicJam]

a single mindspiker, barely a micrometer in size, will sit dormant in it's victim's brain until given the order to lobotomize

[thermojam @ThermogenicJam]

the noble cloudhopper frogs were built in ancient times to protect sacred hot springs from evil spirits

[Michael J Hogben @hogblower]

@ThermogenicJam Awesome, love these frogs

[thermojam @ThermogenicJam]

the bagworm wizard can summon the soul of any unlucky bug trapped in amber

[Michael J Hogben @hogblower]

“Disappointed with service from @Tuskerdirect. Brand new Cupra Born charging flap snapped in normal use. Instead of seamless lease support, I faced poor booking systems, confusion with Fleet Assist, and long delays at the garage. Hoping for a fair resolution under warranty.”

[Michael J Hogben @hogblower]

@RoyalMailHelp Message sent

[Michael J Hogben @hogblower]

Trying to get hold of anyone at @RoyalMail , they deserve to go out of business. Awful customer service and a website and phone system designed to frustrate. #CustomerService

[Michael J Hogben @hogblower]

@lastminute_com please please please stop the teo emails every hour, I have my boarding pass. I will never book with you again I promise

[Nicholas Wright @abobbyandrews]

See the idiotic @stephenjones9 has given Henry Pollock 4/10 while the invisible Scott Cummings gets 5/10. 🥴

[Michael J Hogben @hogblower]

Jones is perpetually drunk on his own self importance and stupidity, he is becoming borderline offensive

[Adam James @AJHoward101]

Stephen Jones calling Pollock terrible, small and a joke on the Ruck podcast… How Will Kelleher and Alex Lowe, who I rate highly, take him seriously is beyond me. A dinosaur whose opinion on the game is beyond laughable!

[Michael J Hogben @hogblower]

@willgkelleher @TimesSport @AlexMLowe @AlfredReynolds5 Just listened as always, surely time to retire Mr Jones, a journo almost perpetually drunk on his own stupidity and arrogance. His comments re Pollack were borderline offensive.

[Michael J Hogben @hogblower]

@RugbyPass #onejob, using rugby pass is condemning rugby to be a sub-minority sport, actively putting off hardcore fans, let alone doing anything to attract a new audience - amazing half time commentary and analysis as well #shitshow

[DP_Greene @DP_Greene]

@EnglandRugby We'd love to, but none of us can login to RugbyPass - so it looks like we'll all have to pass on watching this. An absolute shambles from @EnglandRugby that they couldn't get it shown on terrestrial TV or a proper streaming service

[Michael J Hogben @hogblower]

Was thinking of watching the @EnglandRugby game, but it's on @RugbyPass so they clearly don't want anyone to watch. I'll go garden then. #shitshow #rugbypass

[thermojam @ThermogenicJam]

Convict 008 AKA "The Hemomancer"
CRIME: Cruelty. Murder by way of liquefaction.
NOTE: No open wounds inside the holding cell. Stand well back.

[thermojam @ThermogenicJam]

Convict 007 AKA "The Wyrdweaver"
CRIME: Conspiracy. Heresy. Witchcraft.
NOTE: Do not look. Do not listen. Do not follow.

[thermojam @ThermogenicJam]

Salazar Sunslither, paladin