my friends call me hog

window sill (cill?) licker

[my friends call me hog @hogpisscentral]

You could say i’m Very Professional 😉😉 if you replace “very” with “I like” and professional with “products made with mungbean “

[my friends call me hog @hogpisscentral]

@austins_burner Sad birthday. Like happy birthday to except i want you to be sad

[my friends call me hog @hogpisscentral]

the genetic diversity of elves in the north pole is honestly of great concern to me now with hantavirus on the horizon .. and also trolls.. 👿

[my friends call me hog @hogpisscentral]

@austins_burner She is RISEN!! And She is REAL!!!

[my friends call me hog @hogpisscentral]

from now until my cat’s bday (aug 7th) i will NOT!! be stopping at red lights.
it going to be like a lent situation.

my abstaining from these will bring me closer to her Amen

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@CelloBussin only my friends call me hog.

[my friends call me hog @hogpisscentral]

you all are a dirt to me; a dirt a dirt a dirt

[my friends call me hog @hogpisscentral]

@HelloFresh SUP CHUD!!!

[my friends call me hog @hogpisscentral]

back from a long standing ban because i harassed hello fresh virtually

[my friends call me hog @hogpisscentral]

@austins_burner NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[my friends call me hog @hogpisscentral]

for all you perverts out there

[my friends call me hog @hogpisscentral]

@RobertKennedyJc ur so sick in the fucking mind

[my friends call me hog @hogpisscentral]

please send me the front and back of your credit card for entry into a free giveaway winner gets two pigs

[my friends call me hog @hogpisscentral]

wherever i work there’s at least one person who looks exactly like this

[my friends call me hog @hogpisscentral]

i’m locked in the backyard

[my friends call me hog @hogpisscentral]

@PantsLemar i’m ciscally fonservative? locially publican.