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[hOHMward(real) @hohmward]

The world needs @BaselineMarkets

[Evan Luthra @EvanLuthra]

🚨THE FBI CREATED A FAKE CRYPTOCURRENCY.. LISTED IT ON UNISWAP.. HIRED MARKET MAKERS TO PUMP IT.. THEN ARRESTED EVERYONE WHO SAID YES..

THIS IS THE CRAZIEST LAW ENFORCEMENT OPERATION IN CRYPTO HISTORY!!!

The FBI built an actual ERC-20 token on Ethereum called NexFundAI.. 100 billion token supply.. A professional website.. Whitepapers promising "passive income through AI-powered investing"..

It looked exactly like every other crypto project.. Because that was the point..

Undercover agents posed as the founding team.. Then reached out to professional market-making firms and said "we need you to fake our trading volume"..

Every single firm said yes..

Here's what they recorded..

Gotbit.. A firm run by a 26-year-old Russian who publicly bragged in 2019 that he built a business faking trade volumes.. His team kept internal spreadsheets with columns literally labeled "fake volume" vs "market volume"..

When asked how fast they could pump NexFundAI's volume to $1 million per day.. They said "6 hours.. It will cost about $200"..

$200 to fake $1 million in daily trading volume..

MyTrade.. Run by a guy who called himself "the mastermind".. He explained the exact psychology of the scam on camera..

"We make the chart look like a really nice roller coaster ride.. That's where people jump in.. We have to make them lose money in order to make profit"..

He said that on a recorded FBI video call..

CLS Global.. A Dubai-based firm.. Their bots generated 98% of NexFundAI's total trading volume.. When the FBI asked if they could sync fake volume spikes with fake news announcements.. They said absolutely..

ZM Quant.. Bots executing 10 to 20 trades per minute through dozens of wallets to look organic..

All of them knew it was fraud.. All of them did it anyway.. All of it was recorded..

And the clients were even worse..

Saitama.. A meme coin that hit $7.5 billion market cap.. The founders coordinated buys through private Telegram chats.. Sent "pump it" memes while manipulating the price.. Then dumped on retail investors..

$7.5 billion.. Built entirely on fake volume.. Every penny of real money came from retail investors who thought the momentum was organic..

One founder left Saitama and started Robo Inu.. Used Gotbit again.. Another launched VZZN.. Same playbook..

Lillian Finance.. Founder claimed to be a defense contractor who addressed Congress.. Marketed the token as funding children's hospitals.. Pocketed everything..

When the FBI shut it down.. They seized $25 million in one day.. 18 people indicted across the US, UK, and Portugal.. The CEO of Gotbit was arrested in Portugal and extradited.. Sentenced to 8 months plus $23 million forfeiture..

But here's the part that broke my brain..

Real people bought NexFundAI..

The FBI's fake token.. With zero utility.. Zero real developers.. Created solely to catch criminals.. Attracted real retail investors because the fake volume made the chart look bullish..

When the FBI pulled the liquidity to end the operation.. Those people lost real money.. On a government-issued token..

The FBI had to set up a restitution portal to pay them back..

And it gets worse..

Within 24 hours of the DOJ announcing the sting.. Someone cloned the FBI's exact smart contract.. Launched a copycat token.. Rode the viral momentum.. And made $127,000 in a single day..

Using the exact same manipulation tactics the FBI just arrested 18 people for..

Then in 2026.. The FBI did it again.. New token called Lexobit.. 10 more arrests.. Including operators extradited from Singapore..

IRS forensics showed that in one firm's trading.. 1,209 out of 1,221 consecutive transactions went straight back to wallets the firm controlled.. 99% circular..

The FBI proved what everyone in crypto suspected..

The volume is fake.. The charts are painted.. The momentum is manufactured..

And every time you buy a token because "the chart looks bullish".. You might be the exit liquidity.

[OlympusDAO |Smart, Money| @OlympusDAO]

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[hOHMward(real) @hohmward]

I was just thinking about this over the weekend and wondering where the tank ended up

[CL @CL207]

my tank still needs a home

serious responses only

[Baseline @BaselineMarkets]

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[hOHMward(real) @hohmward]

@hyperonline I’m sorry Lukas, on the bright side at least you have time to process before the holidays roll around again.

[hOHMward(real) @hohmward]

@unbanksyETH @shanghaidaily Bruh

[unbanksy (amm/acc) @unbanksyETH]

Programmable money and, by extension, programmable liquidity is crypto's product market fit.

[hOHMward(real) @hohmward]

Trust me bro

[chud.eth @chud_eth]

crypto needs protection from extractive tokens. i may have launched multiple tokens that all went to 0, but this time is different. i recruited my current team across ALL of my previous 'experiments', so you are diversified, a team with even more experience sending tokens to 0.

[hOHMward(real) @hohmward]

@DAdvisoor @OlympusDAO Gm, I can help

[hOHMward(real) @hohmward]

I’m so glad I don’t have to write statements like this.

[Sonic @SonicLabs]

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[Baseline @BaselineMarkets]

Token-owned liquidity turns tokens from liabilities into assets. Blackhaven understood that early, and we're proud to build alongside them.

Congrats on @megaeth being live and welcome to Baseline, @blackhaven!

[hOHMward(real) @hohmward]

@LordTylerWard It’s so over?

[hOHMward(real) @hohmward]

@Fiskantes You should talk to the baseline guys while you’re there

[scoopy trooples @scupytrooples]

I believe in the separation of money and state.

Thus, I believe in cryptocurrency.

I don't want infinite supply monopoly money that banks can print out of thin air and just as easily seized.

I want digital ownership and self sovereignty in a currency that is not issued or controlled by a corrupt or captured central entity.

Wall Street's vision for blockchain as an asset storage layer (for the assets they already control) is lame AF and a surveillance nightmare that stands against the values this space was built on.

Sucking up to them in hopes that they will anoint you and make you rich too is even lamer.

[hOHMward(real) @hohmward]

@WAGMIcapital At least people are waking up to a token having backing, baby steps

[chud.eth @chud_eth]

why won't anyone believe me about my downside protected, treasury backed token? why is the raise only 6% filled?

might it be that i posted a treasury value, spent the treasury on 'my hobbies' (money laundering), rugged the token to -75% from the posted value, and then deleted the tweets to move onto my next scam?

nah, it's *crypto's* fault

[hOHMward(real) @hohmward]

Comfy in ohm and with baseline.

Olympus is tested and proven and baseline will change the industry for the better. Both built by reputable devs

[Andre Cronje @AndreCronjeTech]

I know I am really not "reading the room" right now, but if you had a token with a built in hedge that protected downside, crypto would be a lot less scary.

[OlympusDAO |Smart, Money| @OlympusDAO]

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[Holyheld @holyheld]

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