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Former Oliver award Nominee spending xmas as a department store Santa. No. Not Harrods. I wish.

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"Hey check this out ! They just launched on Kickstarter. This watch is outstanding !"

#etherealtimepieces https://t.co/gCgWQvilq8

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Girl on my first day that wanted nothing tangeable for herself but rather wished for her cousin with cerebral palsy to be able to speak: https://t.co/i1Pt9JQaUv

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My darling girl, I hope that one day you do get both everything you wish for and everything you deserve. Merry Christmas. #christmas #santa

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My darling girl, I hope that one day you do get both everything you wish for and everything you deserve. Merry Christmas. #christmas #santa

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just going to leave these here:

https://t.co/sOnwWmaEvV

https://t.co/wtZ5ptjD70 https://t.co/h1fvIh9Pe4

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Boy on his 6th birthday.Wants presents for children who have no food/shelter. On his birthday. I cried. # santa #mas #hope #christmasspirit

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Boy on his 6th birthday.Wants presents for children who have no food/shelter. On his birthday. I cried. # santa #mas #hope #christmasspirit

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Got through a weekend of gross kids feeling good. Day off-sick! #santa #xmas #lurgy #elf #snotty #Jesus #christmas #hohoho #hohohorrendous

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(Special) boy ~12 wants pottery stuff. I reference Ghost (movie) mum smiles and surly teen sister howls. Full of festive cheer! #xmas #win

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Second wife? Nanny? Au pair? All I know is:
https://t.co/NsZET0BpT9

#santa #badsanta #hohoho #milf #elf #grotty #grotto #hot #jesus #wow

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My elves...

https://t.co/M9icYTM3PT

Barring the lovely Olivia, clearly.

#santa #elf #elves #disabled #remedial #xmas #humbug #help! #why

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turns out-a greater indignity than being pissed on. Shitting ones-self in a Santa suit! #santa #elf #poop #xmas

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Sorry for the lack of posts yesterday. It was a taxing day...

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Some of our elves might not look so festive in this attire. The elf-manager could pull it off though. #santa #badsanta #elf #sluttyelf #xmas https://t.co/HYDLmFYBCy

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Not sure corporate have approved her costume...

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Not sure corporate have approved her costume...

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If your child struggles with spelling-check their list. She managed 'puppy' but posted her request to SATAN not Santa #dyslexia #santa #elf

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I will gladly mock the left wing too (without both-sleigh flies in circles). #santa #xmas #elf #crazy #altxmas16 #rightwing #paganfestival

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Drawing lots to see who 'pulls a Chevvy' with their keys and a plug socket so the rest could go home on full pay #santa #elf #lazy #xmas https://t.co/d003HYsgIT

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Power cut in the grotto this morning. Everyone somewhat disappointed that Olivia-queen elf-gotbus going again.

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Power cut in the grotto this morning. Everyone somewhat disappointed that Olivia-queen elf-gotbus going again.

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Not this grubby but talking about mince pies and Sherry all day has left me feeling like Ollie Reed in Mormon country. #santa #booze #party

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Quite busy today, Olivia(lord high elf) is v organised but am missing our theatre chats today.

#santa #elf #xmas #delightful #xmastreats