Sara

Self-proclaimed foodie, world traveler, sports fan, mystery/horror fanatic, southern California lover

[L.A. Public Library @LAPublicLibrary]

How it started How it's going

[Sara @hoityandtoity]

@ChefGruel Do the job of an ICU nurse for a day and tell me what you think about dining anywhere.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Yes

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

NEW: Due to the rising spread of #COVID19, CA is ordering bars to close in Fresno, Imperial, Kern, Kings, Los Angeles, San Joaquin, and Tulare, while recommending they close in Contra Costa, Riverside, Sacramento, San Bernardino, Santa Barbara, Santa Clara, Stanislaus, & Ventura.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

This ambitious little kid is making sure nobody feels lonely at recess

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

I ran into Francine at Safeway. I gently reminder her no one believes her Bichon Frise is actually a therapy dog.

[Jessica Huseman @JessicaHuseman]

My mother bought my father jeans that were not Wranglers and he has continued to refer to them as his "fashion pants" for two days.

[Sara @hoityandtoity]

@chefsymon @WRRamaker And they are amazing! Make the trip!!

[Sara @hoityandtoity]

Hell is officially sorting 50,000 Legos by color #welovethekidsright?

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Can you die from moving because I am seriously beginning to think I am dying. Yep I'm dead. #sandiegoorbust

[Sara @hoityandtoity]

Still the best! Great find on tonight! @RealBenBailey #bringbackthecab

[Sara @hoityandtoity]

Over heard at my house last night 'you're half white half black with a hispanic name. You are LA'.

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I don't know if this is true. But it's Twitter so fuck it. What an asshole.

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If you are a celebrity and at NYFW could you act a little less stick up your ass for having your picture taken? I mean damn Kate Bosworth.

[Sara @hoityandtoity]

Sick I know but funny if you're from my part of the country

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It's amazing the opinions people have when they haven't done any work to even get this far.

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@benandjerrys Damn you heat!!!! Sold out Ben and Jerry's at the store! You would think we lived in the desert. #noicecreamforus

[Sara @hoityandtoity]

I just read a headline that made me laugh.
"Kim Jong Un, world's most dangerous man?"
Not anymore my friends..not anymore. #qualitynewsofcnn

[Sara @hoityandtoity]

#bigly. That is all.

[Sara @hoityandtoity]

@hatcherooney @sumapriapus Tim we have to take you and Annette. They have fish options!!