Azucena Moreno

My husband is Twitter famous.

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

I’ve decided my end goal is to own a house in the woods. With enough space for 3-5 dogs and a bad ass library collection. With an upright piano and a pendulum wall clock and a shit ton of crap on my walls that says this bitch has lived and is interesting AF.

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

Dad’s going to Mexico and we’re strategizing like he’s a world leader on how to get him to carry an AirTag. 😂

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

I just remembered. To the kid who called me ma’am at the Taco Bell drive thru today: fuck you.

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

Someone complimented me on my grey hair. 🤘🏽🤩

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

A day in the hotel means in room massage.

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

I’m sick and I have no voice.

Augusto: “are you ignoring me?”

Me: 😑

Augusto: “I need acknowledgment. Give me a thumbs up”

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

Let it be known that in 2025, the Moreno’s forgot their wedding anniversary.

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

Chapter 90 Kingdom of Ash of the Throne of Glass series just completely devastated me.

I will never recover.

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

The husband: “are we drinking tonight?”

Me: I show him the margarita I just mixed.

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

988 pages and 32hours to go, I’m going to finish the Throne of Glass Series in June if it kills me….all for 1 credit off my reading book challenge. 😭

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

You know. After being married for over 11 years, I gotta say I kinda dig having a husband.

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

My uber driver was listening to a conservative podcast. He works 12hour days—the most allowed by Uber. He told me how he’s needs a shoulder replacement, how his family all has heart conditions, how his sister only makes $600/month. Make it make sense.

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

I miss Harley

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“We need to ensure federal funding supports Americans in America first”

And also

“Let’s go to Mars”

🤷🏻‍♀️

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

Stayed in today because one of our pups is under the weather. I can’t say enough how lucky I am to be married to someone who cares about our pups as much as I do.

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

Decided to put our Christmas decorations away before the New Year and feeling pretty damn good about it (and very tired).

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

Also, we had the best first dance song ever! EVER.

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

Bronco will always be one of the all time greatest.

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

Let the record hold that on this day, my husband denied me a kiss in public. 🔪

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

Me randomly to my husband : “when you’re done reading, I want to talk to you about blood quantum.” 😂

[Azucena Moreno @Hola_Azucena]

Took Yara to the neurologist today. We’ve been with them for probably 3-4 years and they’ve been such a blessing for my pup. ❤️