chef

in the business of misery

[chef @holabbey]

can i make a gf appreciation tweet bc i’m so obsessed and in love with this girl

[chef @holabbey]

@ettorre_lindsay @findingfletcher she whaaaat

[chef @holabbey]

sending my gf my credit score to turn her on

[chef @holabbey]

wild how in undergrad i didnt really care about grades/etc. but now im in grad school and im so panicked about failing when i currently have 100% in one class and 95% in the other 😭

[angelica pickles @lilhilli]

my bday makeup BANGED

[chef @holabbey]

i cant believe i have to plan meals, grocery shop, and cook said meals over and over until i die

[chef @holabbey]

@meghanmclovin the urge i have to go to both the denver and orlando shows

[chef @holabbey]

@haleybocjohnson cause he’s iconic and he loves doing iconic shit

[chef @holabbey]

i wouldn’t wish chronic illness/pain upon my worst enemy
its so fucking miserable

[chef @holabbey]

@yungnutta33 honestly rly good but my life stressful as hell rn so that aint helping the progress

[chef @holabbey]

my 5 yr old’s favorite song rn is party in the usa
thats so iconic of him

[chef @holabbey]

i love breaking out in an unknown rash all over my face

right before i get my passport picture taken

live laugh love

[chef @holabbey]

im rly goin through it right now damn

[chef @holabbey]

just my monthly request for @tacobell to bring back the shredded chicken burrito

[chef @holabbey]

when i go to africa im mostly gonna stay in this backpacker hostile but im gonna spend (at least) one night in this expensive hotel bc they have ZEBRAS and GIRAFFES roaming the grounds?
gotta ball out ig

[chef @holabbey]

saltburn was absolutely batshit

[chef @holabbey]

i started tms therapy today!!!!

[chef @holabbey]

i took a literal sedative and i still cant fall asleep

[chef @holabbey]

@ettorre_lindsay so uoset

[chef @holabbey]

naww this aint it

[chef @holabbey]

i just about yeeted my child bc i woke up to a noise and from my bed i could see a figure in the mirror CRAWLING ON THE GROUND… it was him