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[Ahmed Aliyu @holajuiceman]

@dunzy_O Soon 😂

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“I miss you, i miss you too.”

Two lies.

One is horny, one is hungry.

Two bastards.🫩

[Ahmed Aliyu @holajuiceman]

😭😭😂

[Astra 🪖🇫🇷 @Astra_szn]

"i haven't seen you since we graduated"

just give me your phone and wallet bro"

[a meek thug @gib_smoke]

once you dey low on cash, things wey no go far go begin go far. 💔

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

You wey guide, poor man go crack your babe. It has nothing to do with money.

We are in 2026. Think better

[Ahmed Aliyu @holajuiceman]

@nugss_ @kay_z67 @Olasky201 My own na November 😂

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

"I saw you talking to yourself"

god forbid a dude asks an expert for advice

[Ahmed Aliyu @holajuiceman]

E go tough 😅😮‍💨

[✰ @hoesluvvjason]

i'm not a womanizer, i will snub you and your big nyash.

[ᴏxʟᴀᴅᴇ @oxladeofficial]

BRO Nothing wey person wan sing again…CHRIS BROWN DON SING EVERYTHING..

[Nyx @mnenaaaa]

"How is school?"
Just do me 2k bro,na strong cement dem use build school e no fit collapse.💔

[Ahmed Aliyu @holajuiceman]

Worth the try

[Big joe @Joemarcu1]

you wan use "funny guy" gimmick bag Yahoo boy ex keh, u go weep.

[Ahmed Aliyu @holajuiceman]

From the moment I started saying,"there's more to life"😂

[Goke🍹🇫🇷🇦🇷 @gokehq]

When did you realize you wouldn’t be a first-class student?

[Ahmed Aliyu @holajuiceman]

Sighs.😮‍💨

[officialned @Itsboynedu]

even all the sexual flashbacks wey i dey use survive don dey blur. 😭😭

[ajay @1meajay]

my simping no pass to call you mommy o, send you money keh.

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

idc if we on bad terms, i’m always gonna be there for you if you wanna fuck

[Ahmed Aliyu @holajuiceman]

@dfw_olat_ay 😂

[Big joe @Joemarcu1]

adding "😂😂😂" to the message so the low IQ babe will not pick offense >>>>>>>>>

[Ahmed Aliyu @holajuiceman]

😮‍💨😮‍💨

[𝔸𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕪👾 @gmltony]

You give me toto wey I reject? No dey ask foolish question

[Lana💕🎀 @lanaaaaaa_0]

still more people to fuck.

[Ahmed Aliyu @holajuiceman]

Reals.
But e actually depends which part of the country u dey😅

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

No matter how suya sweet reach, aboki man no fit open by 7am, na akara woman time be that

So relax, everything get him own time