Tyler Lewis

suck it

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

@forevesr Kill it. Kill it now

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

@ElvisDuranShow I once was doing an estimate for a family for some work. As I was talking to the homeowners I sneezed, coughed, and shat, like thunder shat, straight through my pants onto their floor. Mortifying.

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

@DanielleMonaro @elvisduran @ElvisDuranShow My kids and I are in tears for Danielle's dad and family. We will keep you close to our thoughts over here in Indiana! #royneedstowakeup

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

I live to hear @DanielleMonaro s laugh in the mornings after a phone tap. Seriously makes my day. @ElvisDuranShow

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

@Maisie_Williams I just watched then came you and bawled like a newborn baby. Thank you for being you!

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

@Original_Turner your momma and Daddio are so sweet. My wife is with them right now heading to you! Much love bro!

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

@AMCTheatres you really need to do a corporate check of the Bloomington Indiana theaters 11 and 12. They are FILTHY.. seats are stinking. Smells like dead people. Bathrooms are beyond gone. I'd rather just wait than go see any movie at either theater.

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

Crying in Indiana @ElvisDuranShow all the feels

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@ElvisDuranShow @GregTtheFratBoy why does Greg sound like Lisa lampanelli when he is excited on the phone? It took .e 10 minutes to realize who it was while he bowled!

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

Why does Greg t sound like Lisa lampanelli when he is on the phone and excited??@elvisduran

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

@AMCTalkingDead jeffery dean morgan drug a proverbial ballsack across my face tonight. my soul hurts. #sandpaperscrotum

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

like a ballsack drug across my face repeatedly. thanks #TheWalkingDead. my soul hurts @thetalkingdead

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

hey @comcastbusiness your internet sucks. 5 outages in 2 weeks for more than 5 hours. Get your sh#t together. #fibercantcomefastenough

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

Trevor from gta 5 has arrived in zombie-ville usa. Someone get him some crank and let's have a good time. #TWDSeasonFinale

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

@AMCTalkingDead having Trevor from gta 5 was a moved needed years ago. Mother trucker done gone dog nuts crazy in a viga game now he here!

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

Hey #sheratonclub, the high pressure sales crap is enough for me to slap someone. Don't touch me during presentation and take a bath. #nasty

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

@pewdiepie dear sweet lord kill it with fire

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

You don't know what beauty is until this little devil takes your heart and poops all over it. Literally

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

Might be time to bust out the ball warmers. I think yes #nutslip

[Tyler Lewis @holdendsnutz]

Now at the same skill level as a newborn with twitter #StupidisForever